Problem: Your congressional district needs federal funds to keep from disintegrating into an anarchic wasteland of broken infrastructure and roads made out of abandoned plastic Wal-Mart junk, but you hate federal spending and want to ban earmarks. Solution: Just ask/coerce federal agencies very nicely, and they will give you money for your district. And, surprise, earmark-haters like Mark Kirk
Oh we made up words to that one in high school (also approximate):
I wanna find an open wound One that's dirty and infected I wanna lick it 'till I swoon And I want pus injected ... In my eyes So I can feel the pain Destroy what's left ... of my tiny brain My tiny, worthless, brain
Porking. Missionary porking, to be precise.
Yeah. It really is not funny, unless you think South Park, Dane Cook or Zach Galifinukis (or whatever the fuck his name is) is funny.
Why doesn't Wonkette put jizz smears on the faces of straight women?
Oh we made up words to that one in high school (also approximate):
I wanna find an open wound One that's dirty and infected I wanna lick it 'till I swoon And I want pus injected ... In my eyes So I can feel the pain Destroy what's left ... of my tiny brain My tiny, worthless, brain
I don't want to know how you ask for them.