It's another exciting installment of our Sunday visits to Planet Earth as portrayed in Christianist textbooks! We're continuing to mine a 10th-grade text, World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective, 2nd Ed. (A Beka Book, 1997) for all the snark it can yield. As we learned
&quot;Just Enough Religion&quot;
(Jonathan Swift allusion)
Cut from the team after a late season call-up.
Of course, he also ordered the death penalty for a few dozen other offenses besides murder, including sassing your parents. So the sanctity of human life roolz.
&quot;Christianity must not be thought of as a revolutionary political movement&quot; Yes, NOTHING revolutionary at all in Jesus&#039;s teachings. He was totally just a status quo kind of guy.
Make sure you work &quot;illusion of control&quot;, &quot;cognitive dissonance&quot;, &quot;confirmation bias&quot; and my personal favorite here, &quot;false consensus bias&quot; into the thesis. Because these books exemplify each and every one.
Being a rent boy isn&#039;t unconstitutional. (&quot;Yet.&quot; doesn&#039;t seem like the correct followup. It&#039;s unlikely that profession is going anywhere under a Amercian regime.)
I like Cardinal wins over USC.
I see everything thrice.
Did she have a magic hat, too?
So was Bruce Willis.
Where&#039;s the crossword puzzle?
How come I lack smiting ability?
Tall guy. Pretty good pitcher. I assumed Dok had him in mind when he referred to Henry&#039;s randy johnson.
Oh, come on. What&#039;s a couple of infinities among friends?
Imma go with Cardinal Numbers.