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"Just Enough Religion"

(Jonathan Swift allusion)

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Cut from the team after a late season call-up.

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Of course, he also ordered the death penalty for a few dozen other offenses besides murder, including sassing your parents. So the sanctity of human life roolz.

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"Christianity must not be thought of as a revolutionary political movement" Yes, NOTHING revolutionary at all in Jesus's teachings. He was totally just a status quo kind of guy.

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Make sure you work "illusion of control", "cognitive dissonance", "confirmation bias" and my personal favorite here, "false consensus bias" into the thesis. Because these books exemplify each and every one.

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Being a rent boy isn't unconstitutional. ("Yet." doesn't seem like the correct followup. It's unlikely that profession is going anywhere under a Amercian regime.)

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I like Cardinal wins over USC.

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I see everything thrice.

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Did she have a magic hat, too?

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Where's the crossword puzzle?

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How come I lack smiting ability?

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Tall guy. Pretty good pitcher. I assumed Dok had him in mind when he referred to Henry's randy johnson.

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Oh, come on. What's a couple of infinities among friends?

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Well spotted.

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Imma go with Cardinal Numbers.

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