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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Just Enough Religion"

(Jonathan Swift allusion)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cut from the team after a late season call-up.

bobbert's avatar

Of course, he also ordered the death penalty for a few dozen other offenses besides murder, including sassing your parents. So the sanctity of human life roolz.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

"Christianity must not be thought of as a revolutionary political movement" Yes, NOTHING revolutionary at all in Jesus's teachings. He was totally just a status quo kind of guy.

PsycWench's avatar

Make sure you work "illusion of control", "cognitive dissonance", "confirmation bias" and my personal favorite here, "false consensus bias" into the thesis. Because these books exemplify each and every one.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Being a rent boy isn't unconstitutional. ("Yet." doesn't seem like the correct followup. It's unlikely that profession is going anywhere under a Amercian regime.)

bobbert's avatar

I see everything thrice.

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Did she have a magic hat, too?

PsycWench's avatar

How come I lack smiting ability?

bobbert's avatar

Tall guy. Pretty good pitcher. I assumed Dok had him in mind when he referred to Henry's randy johnson.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, come on. What's a couple of infinities among friends?

bobbert's avatar

Imma go with Cardinal Numbers.