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Lefty Mark's avatar

Get thee to a cakery.

Querolous's avatar

Google"Tart with the Cart"

Boscoe's avatar

Sound like a euphemism for teh buttseks to me... ;P

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Lucky for you that no-one has ever oppressed Catholics, eh?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Do you really want them hunting around for something else to occupy their time?

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

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And because the rent was cheap.

I hope the realize that people were already using their cake as an inducement to sodomy even without the whole wedding thing.

"Here, Dear...have some cake.""ooh...you are so getting laid!"

sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

We each have our croissant to bear.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Devil's Food cake with white seven-minute frosting!

TimJ's avatar

Indeed And lucky for the bakers too. No Unitarian could've made a cheesecake like that.

sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Ass Pound cake, for the more adventurous?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

So does that mean that Little Debbie, with their Devil Cremes and Devil Squares, are Satanists?

Boscoe's avatar

Oh please, "botulism" is a lie invented by Jesus-hating Atheist scientists in a conspiracy to make REAL 'Merikinz feel dumb and to swindle us out of all that fat botulism research bank. FACT.

Have you ever SEEN a "botulism"? Were you THERE? If not, it was pr0noshopped. Everyone knows that sickness is caused by demons, dark humours and lack of Pat Robertson's miracle pancakes as part of this complete breakfast.