Randy and Tish McGath were just normal fundamentalist assholes with a propensity for frosting. They opened a nice place called the 111 Cakery in a very gayborhood-y part of Indianapolis, so that they might witness to the homosexuals through decorative baking. But that all changed, are you Wonkers ready to weep as you learn the tale of the latest Christians who have been beaten and murdered by gays, due to their sincerely held religious beliefs? Well, you're OUT OF LUCK, because
Oh please, "botulism" is a lie invented by Jesus-hating Atheist scientists in a conspiracy to make REAL 'Merikinz feel dumb and to swindle us out of all that fat botulism research bank. FACT.
Have you ever SEEN a "botulism"? Were you THERE? If not, it was pr0noshopped. Everyone knows that sickness is caused by demons, dark humours and lack of Pat Robertson's miracle pancakes as part of this complete breakfast.
Get thee to a cakery.
Google"Tart with the Cart"
I'll be in my bunk
Sound like a euphemism for teh buttseks to me... ;P
Lucky for you that no-one has ever oppressed Catholics, eh?
Do you really want them hunting around for something else to occupy their time?
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And because the rent was cheap.
I hope the realize that people were already using their cake as an inducement to sodomy even without the whole wedding thing.
"Here, Dear...have some cake.""ooh...you are so getting laid!"
We each have our croissant to bear.
Mazel tov!
Devil's Food cake with white seven-minute frosting!
Indeed And lucky for the bakers too. No Unitarian could've made a cheesecake like that.
Ass Pound cake, for the more adventurous?
ISWYDT
So does that mean that Little Debbie, with their Devil Cremes and Devil Squares, are Satanists?
Is now a good time to talk about lesbian jam?
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Oh please, "botulism" is a lie invented by Jesus-hating Atheist scientists in a conspiracy to make REAL 'Merikinz feel dumb and to swindle us out of all that fat botulism research bank. FACT.
Have you ever SEEN a "botulism"? Were you THERE? If not, it was pr0noshopped. Everyone knows that sickness is caused by demons, dark humours and lack of Pat Robertson's miracle pancakes as part of this complete breakfast.