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*Heard on the Hill: There'll be some sibling rivalry at "Funniest Celebrity in Washington," withLoretta Sanchezhoping to unseat reigning champ and sisterLinda Sanchez...Alice Weissgot serenaded at her farewell party...Sen. Jim Webbisn't looking to move up anytime soon...Everyone lovesSen. Chuck Grassley...FormerRep. Tom Osborneis a Cornhusker once again. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Jenny Boterois the new White House "queen of clean"...Just what happened toRandi Rhodes? [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Don't expect to findLarry Craig'sprofile on Manhunt.com -- on second thought, it wouldn't be that surprising...Nikki Sixxbrings out the groupies to Georgetown Barnes and Noble...Best Buddies wants to know "How big are your balls?"...Everyone tries to be funny forPaul Simon. [ Examiner ]
*Shenanigans: Halloween costumes in bad taste...Obamaone step away from panhandling...Rudy Giulianiis ready for an alien attack...A federal investigation won't keepRep. Rick Renzifrom flag football...McCain'smistakes painfully detailed in new issue of GQ. [ Politico ]
*The Sleuth: Elias Zerhounistands up toPresident Bush. [ WP ]