Do you live in Texas? Are you a dick? Then you probably thought this Fox News guest and Pajamas Media blogger, Bill Whittle, was pretty freakin' hi-larious when he told the folks at a Ted Cruz rally Saturday that it is time to murder all the people from California! All the people in the audience hooted and cheered and clapped and shouted things like "YES, LET'S SHOOT THE PEOPLE FROM CALIFORNIA WITH GUNS!" and "WE LOVE MURDERING PEOPLE WE DISAGREE WITH POLITICALLY!" and "THEY ARE SUCH FASCISTS JUST LIKE STALIN AND POL POT WE SURE WOULD LOVE TO TO MAKE THEM DEAD, WITH GRENADES AND BAZOOKAS AND SUCH, FOR VOTING DIFFERENTLY FROM US!" and also, probably, something about how only faggots drive Prii.
Really. Next drinky thing/world tour, she should skip Texas in favour of Louisiana. Can you drive around? Hmm -- yeah. I40 to Tucumcari, county roads north to Clayton, and US 64 sneaks into Oklahoma, then it's only Arkansas to deal with before -- the state where Wyatt and Billy got blown away. Just a silly movie, it'll be fine. "Drivin' a Prius can be fraught. Drivin' the back roads so I don't get shot."
As a native Texan I will tell you from the bottom of my heart that I really hope guys like this would just fucking die. They are such an embarrassment to the relatively sane 96% of us are actually friendly and can be funny in a ha-ha way, not the bang-bang way.
Everyone who doesn't agree with them on every point isn't a real American and should be put down. This is not at all in conflict with New Testament exhortations.
there&#039;s a certain <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.co.uk\/2014\/01\/14\/seven-week-erection-priapism-caused-by-mountain-bike-injury_n_4593688.html" target="_blank">mountain biker</a> you need to meet
Californians fleeing that liberal hellscape for Texas carrying a trunkful of money for some sweet, sweet job creating ... then suddenly ripped apart by a Texas mortar, the money incinerated. Oh the irony, the tragic irony.
Next on the hit list: The People&#039;s Republic of Taxachusetts..
I know that she came East last summer in a California-registered Prius.
Really. Next drinky thing/world tour, she should skip Texas in favour of Louisiana. Can you drive around? Hmm -- yeah. I40 to Tucumcari, county roads north to Clayton, and US 64 sneaks into Oklahoma, then it&#039;s only Arkansas to deal with before -- the state where Wyatt and Billy got blown away. Just a silly movie, it&#039;ll be fine. &quot;Drivin&#039; a Prius can be fraught. Drivin&#039; the back roads so I don&#039;t get shot.&quot;
As a native Texan I will tell you from the bottom of my heart that I really hope guys like this would just fucking die. They are such an embarrassment to the relatively sane 96% of us are actually friendly and can be funny in a ha-ha way, not the bang-bang way.
Everyone who doesn&#039;t agree with them on every point isn&#039;t a real American and should be put down. This is not at all in conflict with New Testament exhortations.
except that&#039;s one of them sissy SoCal beers
that&#039;s actually a tasty IPA
actually, it&#039;s real tasty- I love the stuff. Even better is the oaked AB. It&#039;s just not a Texan beer- it&#039;s from San Diego
there&#039;s a certain <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.co.uk\/2014\/01\/14\/seven-week-erection-priapism-caused-by-mountain-bike-injury_n_4593688.html" target="_blank">mountain biker</a> you need to meet
Californians fleeing that liberal hellscape for Texas carrying a trunkful of money for some sweet, sweet job creating ... then suddenly ripped apart by a Texas mortar, the money incinerated. Oh the irony, the tragic irony.
they&#039;ll do it cheaper
i worked for Boulder County Government in the 1990s. Our motto: Texas ... harrumph!
And boy, were his arms tired.*
*From carrying the mortar, of course.
Shoot him, dagnabbit!!
compared to the rest of the state it is
UP AGAINST THE WALL, NANCY REAGAN.
(I have some flowers for ya)