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Welcome to FUNNY VP WATCH, where we share FUNNY VP suggestions from clueless pundits! Here is Denny Freidenrich, a likely liberal prankster posing as "founder" of "First Strategies consulting," making a spirited case for the selection of Sen. Lindsay Graham inThe Hill: "He embodies the best of Santorum, Gingrich, Ryan, et. al. without their negatives. This means he can help generate enthusiasm and votes for Romney coast to coast." The whole column is hilarious like this; he clearly has no idea. Denny, Denny, Denny. Haven't you heard the dirt on Graham's wife? No? Then here it is: he's never had one. Please pick Lindsay Graham!
FUNNY VP WATCH: What Could Go Wrong With a Lindsay Graham Pick?
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Just like in 2008, there's a very short list of anti-abortion women who are ready to be president. Just about every female Republican governor or senator that's been there more than 5 minutes is pro-choice.