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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Yeeeeaaahhhh. Sick marketing angle, too, with the shoes. Love it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

to be sure, if you manage to survive someone shooting you in the head it's gonna make you pretty fearless. Jumping out of a plane will seem like a piece of cake

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we paid Steven Seagal to drive around in his tank and clean those up

Painter of Goats's avatar

Or in front of one.

Er, with votes.

Dylan Black's avatar

I dunno, at least you'll die doing what you loved. The only other better alternative is death by constant sexing, which is logistically more difficult even if its arguably more enjoyable.

bobbert's avatar

I'm thinking <a href="http:\/\/www.pimaair.org\/images\/collection\/Aero_Spacelines_Super_Guppy_MG_8362_a.jpg" target="_blank"> Super Guppy </a>.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Smacking into another skydiver, or the door frame of the plane, is disorienting.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Someone would have to put a gun to my head to get me to jump out of a plane.

Too soon?

You go, Gabby.

Vienna Woods's avatar

That fella from Panama? What was his name again?

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Grijalva and Giffords are the main evidence that there are sane regions of Arizona.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'd like to see her, Tammy Duckworth, and ... (help me out here: who would be the third woman?), on the TeeVee as the new Charlie's Angels, kicking ass and taking down numbers, only they'd be working for themselves, not <i>the man</i>.

Seriously, very inspiring. I feel even more ashamed that the rest of us have been unable to use their respective tragedies to do much of anything about either veterans affairs or guns.

SpideySenser's avatar

But Sarah does not get a chute or get to shoot wolves. Once she finds that out she'll bail!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yes, south of the Pinal county line (also too, Flagstaff, home of Dok's alma mater)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she'd just quit half way down