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chascates's avatar

It was actually the Indian spirit prayer at the memorial that saved her. This is bad medicine for John McCain.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Focus sheeple! God and Space Jeebus do good things, like save Giffords,make nice weather for a picnic, let the dog survive the tornado. They do not do bad things like allow a crazy man shoot people, let a sunny day become a drought, send a tornado.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought the non-believers get disintegrated and the believes go up. Who gets left behind? Hurry - I need to know what to pack for Judgment Day, 05-21-2011.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It did work! But his parents will undo it through the miracle of home schooling.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

What's wrong with Repubicare: Saying "no" makes you feel better.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I did my brain saving naked Voodoo dance in the front yard just after the shooting which scared the Brownie troop across the street that was having their meeting at that time.Screw God, I'm still taking credit for saving Gifford's life. Hey,prove me wrong.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

If God has a plan for everything, and knows everything that's going to happen, then does he change the plan whenever a bunch of people pray for the same thing? Or did he know ahead of time that everyone was going to pray and made that part of the plan, thus making the prayers themselves meaningless?

Someone please explain.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Prayers from puppets don't count.

PsycWench's avatar

I guess that's why Haiti has completely recovered from the earthquake, Indonesia from the tsunami and New Orleans from Hurricane Katrina.