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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as ol Handsome Joe said- this is a big fracking deal

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PubOption's avatar

That could make a person gag.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

1. COLLECT ALL THE GAS 2. PROFIT! 3. ISSUE GAG ORDERS

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bobbert's avatar

Ayn Rand wouldn't recognize <i>rational</i> self-interest if it slapped a ball-gag order on her.

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fuflans's avatar

magine 3 mile island is closer.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

How about a non-crying clause for airplanes, restaurants and grocery stores?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Minors cannot sign a legally binding contract, right? (that is, if they've even mastered cursive yet) Love it. Perhaps some people in the legal/pr department there might be looking for new jobs real soon. Love it.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I look at that poster and think that yes, I would like to be there.

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Lot_49's avatar

Big Fossil Fuels won't give up on fossil fuels even if they have to persuade us that burning actual fossils is good for the environment, frees us from the curse of imported oil, and anyway God just planted those fossils to fool the non-believers, so throw those bones in the furnace now, please!

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Lot_49's avatar

Oh don't be silly, CIA doesn't slum it on canvas slings in the cargo holds of C-130s. They lease Gulfstream Vs for their pleasure trips. It's only taxpayer money.

Like that CIA station chief in Milan, who financed a terrific party after they kidnapped some guy who was maybe a <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Abu_Omar_case" target="_blank">terrorist</a>.

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Shypixel's avatar

Keep Fracking that Chicken, Range Resources.

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