God has a cruel sense of humor The internet is a wonderful thing. It brings us amusing My Little Pony memes, cat videos, and GIFs of people falling off stuff, pow, right on their bottoms. And porn, of course. So it makes perfect sense that the internet's latest viral sensation (as of a few days ago, at least, which means she's already passé), Searcy Hayes, a 21-year-old from Natchez, Mississippi, who looks uncannily like Ted Cruz, has accepted an offer to do a six-minute
You know, the more I see, hear and read about states like Mississippi, Texas, North Carolina, enter name of favorite southern state here, the more I'm sure that they aren't really going to secede. We're just going to eventually leave them behind.
Googling "how to make a sex tape on an iPhone," well, that doesn't leave a lot of space to move on top of. How about the abandoned Palin compound television studio? I mean, if they might get married, that should fall in line with the Palin Family Values thingy?
Yeah, I feel like parts of the post and some of the comments are a little too mean. The only thing I worry about it how her community will treat her after shooting the film. People are judgmental assholes about that stuff.
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You know, the more I see, hear and read about states like Mississippi, Texas, North Carolina, enter name of favorite southern state here, the more I'm sure that they aren't really going to secede. We're just going to eventually leave them behind.
Googling "how to make a sex tape on an iPhone," well, that doesn't leave a lot of space to move on top of. How about the abandoned Palin compound television studio? I mean, if they might get married, that should fall in line with the Palin Family Values thingy?
Yeah, I feel like parts of the post and some of the comments are a little too mean. The only thing I worry about it how her community will treat her after shooting the film. People are judgmental assholes about that stuff.
"Well for your information, I don't pay attention to who's president of Delta House, because they're all a bunch of stuck-up bitches. So there!
And I voted for Dr Phil for surgeon general! I'm more intellectual-like that you think, see? I guess you just got tolded off, huh?"
I thought your "roomate Lori" got paid to fuck people while looking like Ted Cruz.
It's uncanny. Perhaps Ted is the one who should take a DNA test.
More famous than Madonna? Don't let Camille Paglia hear that. She'll cut a bitch.
I used to drink vodka martinis with extra olives, but that was only because I like vodka-soaked green olives.
We welcome you. We welcome everybody!!!
I haven't priced a truck recently, but I imagine the situation is pretty dismal.
She'd have to pay me to view it.
Dickmageddon, The Unfappening...
dear confederacy:
we've had a change of heart and we're totally down with that secession thing.
sincerely,
the north
but it's in mississippi. there's the catch.