17 Comments

Ohhh...

Expand full comment

I'm really late today, but that deserves another

Ha!

Expand full comment

If I could walk THAT way....,

Oh, nevermind.

Expand full comment

Awwww. (Except, possibly, for the Disney World part).

Expand full comment

I thought you said that.

Expand full comment

Young teenager? Both of my (boringly straight male) boychikls went through "I'm a Republican" at about age thirteen (nine or eleven years ago). I never figured out why. I didn't do anything other than remark that they were fucking idiots, but over the subsequent years they seem to have recovered.

Expand full comment

Good on your mom.

Expand full comment

Diversity of diversity officers! How has this idea escaped popular attention?

Expand full comment

Judging from all their recent whining, it sounds like the fundies have been shooting for "protected class" status.

Expand full comment

I was entertained by that addition to the story, like of course all of us Vagina-Americans do what our husbands order us to do, even if they only order with body language.

Expand full comment

What happens in church stays in church. That's what they tell the altar boys.

Expand full comment

I can't believe that no-one else has said this yet, but Is she deaf to reason?

Expand full comment

Well I'm for diversity. But I still have to draw the line somewhere.

Expand full comment

I think you're missing the point: she didn't <i>want</i> to sign the petition, but her <i>husband</i> told her to. Obvs, she had no choice in the matter.

Expand full comment

He never mentioned cats, either, and thus all the anti-cat petitions plastering the bulletin boards of any evangelical church.

Expand full comment

Yeah, we wouldn't want it to get out of hand!

Expand full comment