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WA Bishop's avatar

Ohhh...

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bobbert's avatar

I'm really late today, but that deserves another

Ha!

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bobbert's avatar

If I could walk THAT way....,

Oh, nevermind.

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bobbert's avatar

Awwww. (Except, possibly, for the Disney World part).

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bobbert's avatar

I thought you said that.

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bobbert's avatar

Young teenager? Both of my (boringly straight male) boychikls went through "I'm a Republican" at about age thirteen (nine or eleven years ago). I never figured out why. I didn't do anything other than remark that they were fucking idiots, but over the subsequent years they seem to have recovered.

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bobbert's avatar

Good on your mom.

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bobbert's avatar

Diversity of diversity officers! How has this idea escaped popular attention?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Judging from all their recent whining, it sounds like the fundies have been shooting for "protected class" status.

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PsycWench's avatar

I was entertained by that addition to the story, like of course all of us Vagina-Americans do what our husbands order us to do, even if they only order with body language.

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diogenez's avatar

What happens in church stays in church. That's what they tell the altar boys.

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PubOption's avatar

I can't believe that no-one else has said this yet, but Is she deaf to reason?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Well I'm for diversity. But I still have to draw the line somewhere.

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WA Bishop's avatar

I think you're missing the point: she didn't <i>want</i> to sign the petition, but her <i>husband</i> told her to. Obvs, she had no choice in the matter.

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WA Bishop's avatar

He never mentioned cats, either, and thus all the anti-cat petitions plastering the bulletin boards of any evangelical church.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Yeah, we wouldn't want it to get out of hand!

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