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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Paul Muad'Dib libul!!1!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>2016 is coming</i>

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=POCUgBSVENQ" target="_blank">Related</a>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sigh... Tigerbeat on the Potomac strikes again

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

A goodly planne indeed! I secondith. Also, too, Presidents Mochelle and Fairest Lady Warren.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

When is this Feast of Whores? A friend wants me to put it on his calendar.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Can the center long-snap?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

But when, your lordship, shall we ever see an end to this incessant war between the House of White and the House of Boehner?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<blockquote>For now, she was alone with her cold calculations. They all summed to one thing: <i>2016 is coming.</i></blockquote> Duly noted; will commence bracing. I cannot say for certain that I will be able to continue to do the latter for two whole years though, because I find that if I brace for too long my digestive system starts to back up.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

erm... Yeats, not Keats.

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