Gannon Does Pax TV
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Tonight, family values network Pax TV welcomes former erotic mercenary turned former journalist Jeff Gannon to some show called Lie Detector, which, if you ask us, sounds like a pretty good stepping stone to selling your plasma. How come the Bulldog can't get better gigs than this? Yes, his scandal was even less sexy than Jack Abramoff's Indian-gaming thing -- there, at least, we know who was getting screwed -- but Gannon steals the show every time he gets within thirty feet of a TV camera. Surely he deserves a starring vehicle of his own, or at least a role on Surreal Life. We know why the liberal media is shutting him down -- they're only interested in ideology and mind control, not ratings. But why the blacklisting from the conservative media too? Is there no place in Rupert Murdoch's empire for a simulated Marine who likes limited federal government, Christianity, and water sports?— GREG BEATO
Lie Detector [Pax]