So now that President Michele Bachmann has fulfilled her campaign promise to bring gas prices down to $2 a gallon, this would be an excellent time to tack a few pennies onto the gas tax to help fix up our crumbling freeways and collapsing bridges, right?
Potholes are for Patriots -- think of the jerbs they create for auto repair shops!
In a perfect GOP-America, all roads will look like <a href="https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5308\/5565285149_a51c4876a4_z.jpg," target="_blank"> Georgia red clay hellscapes</a> that no commie pinko Prius will dare to travel. USA! USA!
When Reagan said we&#039;re The Shining City on a Hill, he meant there&#039;s only going to be one left. The rest of America fell over due to disrepair.
Without looking, I don&#039;t know if that&#039;s now or 1 July. I&#039;ve managed to remember to take my own bags since the first of the year.
Those Prius-driving wimps should just STFU anyways, those electromobiles aren&#039;t using hardly any gas to be taxed. If they really wanted to pay their share, they&#039;d drive a Hummer or an F-350 with a 4&quot; lift or a Cadillac Land Yacht that gets 8 MPG like real Muricans do!
That&#039;s third on the agenda, right after appealing O-Care and impeachment proceedings for BENGHAZIIII!!!1!, just before a national ban on ghey marriage, mandatory Creationism in the classrooms and forced reimpregnation for every woman who has ever had an abortion . Next two years are gonna be Soooooo fun...
Pray the problem goes away?
And you thought they were a do-nothing Congress!
always liked that movie
Potholes are for Patriots -- think of the jerbs they create for auto repair shops!
In a perfect GOP-America, all roads will look like <a href="https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5308\/5565285149_a51c4876a4_z.jpg," target="_blank"> Georgia red clay hellscapes</a> that no commie pinko Prius will dare to travel. USA! USA!
yeah, but gas was cheaper then
Obviously we also need to buy more SUVs.
The s is silent in their version. It&#039;s pronounced &quot;Feeh-cal&quot;
When Reagan said we&#039;re The Shining City on a Hill, he meant there&#039;s only going to be one left. The rest of America fell over due to disrepair.
Hey, I&#039;ll take it.
I blame Obama.
To be fair, in Caltrans, that&#039;s mostly body temperature.
Without looking, I don&#039;t know if that&#039;s now or 1 July. I&#039;ve managed to remember to take my own bags since the first of the year.
Why would we learn from Japan&#039;s decades of deflation? They ain&#039;t Merkins.
When the bridge collapses, you say &quot;Oh, Jesus&quot;.
Those Prius-driving wimps should just STFU anyways, those electromobiles aren&#039;t using hardly any gas to be taxed. If they really wanted to pay their share, they&#039;d drive a Hummer or an F-350 with a 4&quot; lift or a Cadillac Land Yacht that gets 8 MPG like real Muricans do!
That&#039;s third on the agenda, right after appealing O-Care and impeachment proceedings for BENGHAZIIII!!!1!, just before a national ban on ghey marriage, mandatory Creationism in the classrooms and forced reimpregnation for every woman who has ever had an abortion . Next two years are gonna be Soooooo fun...