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OK, but not sure what anyone would do with just one brushed-suede shoe with a rubber sole.

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excuse me mr horowitz, here are the actual top selling records of last year

TOP 10 ALBUMS OF 2015 IN U.S., BY TOTAL EQUIVALENT ALBUM UNITS

1Adele, 258,008,0002Taylor Swift, 19893,105,0003Justin Bieber, Purpose2,225,0004Ed Sheeran, X2,206,0005The Weeknd, Beauty Behind the Madness2,045,0006Drake, If You're Reading This It's Too Late1,919,0007Meghan Trainor, Title1,795,0008Sam Smith, In the Lonely Hour1,741,0009Sam Hunt, Montevallo1,378,00010Fetty Wap, Fetty Wap1,295,000

in case you don't recognize the names of these artists, only 3 of them are black (and that's if you count drake, who was raised by his jewish mother in the suburbs of toronto) in fact all 3 black artists on this chart sold 3 million fewer records than adele

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Oh, shutup, Halfowitz...

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I hate that movie.

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Shorter DH: "Who ya gonna believe? Me, or your own lying eyes?"

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and that movie has stood the test of time. played it for my 11 y/o the other day and he thought it was a great funny movie. and my how times have changed. for the life of me I couldn't remember why it was R rated - it was just for the swearing.

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My Mom nearly went into labor with me while watching that -- I think a love for it was infused within me. We listened to the soundtrack and a BB concert quite a lot when I was a teen. My kids prob need to be a little older to enjoy it. It's so great.

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Using David's "logic" is like looking at the NBA and saying that blacks make a higher salary than the majority of white people in this country.

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Here are some other GIF's of the incomparable Latrice Royale for your enjoyment...

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So Black folks dominate basketball according to Mr Horowitz--so, is it also true Jews dominate international finance? I just want to get my stereotypes straight

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> Ben Carson was a leading candidate in the Republican primarymmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm okhttps://d508l827lzpfo.cloud...

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"Let me tell you about the Negro..."

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The stoopid... the stoopid... it hurts so bad....

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Yeah, what about that?!?

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Exactly who I was thinking of, me Lord!

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