Gather Ye, Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena Libs! We Got Some Celebrating To Do!
We finally have something to be happy about, and we finally have places for our three final stops on the 2017 Wonkette Beach Bum World Tour! Spoiler, they are the next three days!
Salt Lake City,coming to yaThurs., Nov. 9!Salt Lake Pizza and Pasta aka Fiddler’s Elbow, 6 p.m. to ???!
Pocatello, we will be in youFri., Nov. 10!Portneuf Valley Brewing, 615 S 1st Ave, 6-8 p.m. We hear it's lovely! Then we will ditch your ass for Lava Hot Springs, for to soak!
Helena, Montana,how'sSat., Nov. 11sound to all y'all? It sounds mighty fine to us! Lucky bastards, getting a Saturday night. Let's meet up at the Windbag Saloon, say at 5 p.m.!
Don't miss us!
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Dear the most kind and pretty Editrix ever,
Would you please consider doing an east coast Wonkabago tour? I could definitely find you a driveway in Philly to park in for many days.
Your friend,
Chelle
Dear Editrix,I would like to request including Niagra Falls in an east coast tour. Goat Island has footpaths right up to the edge of the falls which is spectacular.