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It’s been well established that Roy Moore, the currently suspended chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, is a deeply stupid man. He’s also an ideologue. Not a good combination!

It seems like a great combination if one wants to be elected by Alabama voters.

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/shouty capslock on/ WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS EYEBROWS?!?!?!??!?! /shouty capslock off/

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Pourque nos los dios?

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Is this the same hoofwanker that tried to get the Ten Commandments into the courthouse?

> Moore now has gone to the same federal courts whose rulings he earlier argued were inapplicable to him and the Alabama Supreme Court during the legal battles over same-sex couples’ marriage rights — to get those courts to issue an order that he be allowed back on the Alabama Supreme Court.

https://clawingmywaytotheto...

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so do you not have to pass a BAR exam to be a judge in abalama? cause there is no way this guy passed.

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Yep.

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My thought too. Kissing cousin anyway.

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Moore doesn't consider "those people" people.

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Fuck hIm and his fucking buttplugs, er, I mean, hair plugs.

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For some reason I read that as "gaol", which makes a Limey kind of sense.

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"I have a right to drink lead free water"

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Where I trust they'll make doodoo of his defense.

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Sigh, figures

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Judge Moore also needs a better dentist. His front teeth don't match.

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burned them off for good that time he tried to use his cousin's meth recipe

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that picture.... that face... he looks like the creepy kid from down the block who kills cats out back in the alley

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