I have a penis. It's a fine, snipped, American penis, and it works -- mostly -- as I command it to. However, it is not particularly photogenic, especially when you add "Harry" and "Bouncey" to the mix. And as un-photogenic as my particular set of twig and berries is, I believe The Package will age even less well. The moral of this story is:
"DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!"
"KEEP YOUR OLD MAN PECKER IN YOUR PANTS AND FAR AWAY FROM ANY CAMERAS!"
Tallapoosa County Probate Judge Leon Archer has been suspended...
He was just sending pics of his tallapoosa!
[ You gotta love some of these ( no doubt ) Native American names for places. Tallapoosa has just made my favs list, along with Withlacoochie, Coosawhatchie and some others I don't recall just now... ]
Y'know, here in the DC metro area, on the Metro, there are *constant* notices of elevator outages, to the point where people laugh and agree with me that the Metro should just say "assume no elevators are working, and check with the station manager if you need one at a given stop."
Perhaps we can do the same with I Am A Christianist legislators, judges, and other Christianist big in the media types, and assume *all* of them are using their office for sex of any type?
I have a penis. It's a fine, snipped, American penis, and it works -- mostly -- as I command it to. However, it is not particularly photogenic, especially when you add "Harry" and "Bouncey" to the mix. And as un-photogenic as my particular set of twig and berries is, I believe The Package will age even less well. The moral of this story is:
"DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!"
"KEEP YOUR OLD MAN PECKER IN YOUR PANTS AND FAR AWAY FROM ANY CAMERAS!"
Are you sure??
What if you accessorize it really well? Skilled work with a Be-Dazzler? A top hat and monocle? American flag paint with a sparkler stuck in the hole?
I don't think you ladies have really thought this through.
Roger Ailes lil slider could also be known as "Red Dwarf"
"Smile, Judge!"
"Wait, get another with me holding my pen, the one with the pink tip, ready to go"
*BAD IDEA FORMS*
Not to mention "be careful in the unwanted dick pictures you send to strangers."
Jesus fucking christ.
It's right there in the lede...
Tallapoosa County Probate Judge Leon Archer has been suspended...
He was just sending pics of his tallapoosa!
[ You gotta love some of these ( no doubt ) Native American names for places. Tallapoosa has just made my favs list, along with Withlacoochie, Coosawhatchie and some others I don't recall just now... ]
I've never heard one admit it. And really, if they haven't asked, I say don't volunteer.
ARCHER!!
Just what I was thinking.
Please don't try to ruin that show for me, smeghead.
I was a dumb kid and tried to take the test cold sober. It was a rookie mistake.
Y'know, here in the DC metro area, on the Metro, there are *constant* notices of elevator outages, to the point where people laugh and agree with me that the Metro should just say "assume no elevators are working, and check with the station manager if you need one at a given stop."
Perhaps we can do the same with I Am A Christianist legislators, judges, and other Christianist big in the media types, and assume *all* of them are using their office for sex of any type?
I kept getting failed for plagarism.
She sure was. Salt of the earth, that woman.
More like a reprobate judge, amirite?
Ginseng is more modest...usually.
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