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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Wouldn't "There are" do?

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

He says everyone was at least 18.What's the drinking age again?I'm lucky enough to get daily updates on this. (But I don't often watch the local news. It makes me sad.)

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

The new version of "Thanks Obama!"

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I think 18 minus 21 = Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

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Stein Olsen's avatar

This has gotten so bad that being a gay bashing Republican should automatically land you in the slammer. Preventive measure sort of.

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Longitudinally Enabled's avatar

Our town is FUN!

Look out, Fresno! Stockton's on the move!

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

I can't wait to hear how he thinks he's innocent. my guess is something in the same shade as that GA judge who thought that someone should not accept a FB friends request if they don't want a dick pick. "Those kids shouldn't have gone to this summer camp if they didn't intend to get drunk and strip for me."...?

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SterWonk's avatar

"There are" a lot, but "there were" even more. :-(

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Stockton is the town where the Nigel-less Spinal Tap played second on the bill to a puppet show.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

With the jazz-fusion jam odyssey?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Creepy Charles Bronson looking motherfucker is creepy.

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accidental housewife's avatar

Here's a little more info on that (from a link posted by weejee, below):

A separate criminal complaint filed in 2012 by a 19-year-old woman accused him of sexual battery. The woman, described in the report only by her age and Asian ethnicity, claimed that while she was cleaning Silva’s home, he insisted she drink alcohol. When she repeatedly refused, she said he grabbed her, spanked her firmly on the buttocks several times and called her a “bad girl.”

“She was a disgruntled employee,” Silva said of the woman, dismissing her claims in a Thursday phone interview.

Jesus. What a scumbag.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Obamaphone. Automatic seizure.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Man! You combine conservative with youth counselor or youth outreach director, and it's always perv all the way down the line.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Jim Jeffries on "free" countries:

92 countries would be considered free by our definition of a western-style democracy. In those 92 countries, you can take an 18 year old girl, strip her naked, put her in a room with 10 complete strangers, have those 10 strangers jack off in a circle around her and come on her face, film it and put it on the internet, and that's completely legal.

In only 91 of those 92 "free" countries can that 18 year old girl walk into a bar and order a beer.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Was that documentary on the internet? I only believe things that are on the internet.

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