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Boscoe's avatar

I'm sure it was an accident(s).

Boscoe's avatar

I think by now it's pretty clear that the intensity of their public declarations of love for the Lord DOES INDEED appear to be proportionate to the amount of deep self loathing they're repressing over the reprehensible things they are secretly doing. It's a "tell".

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

The family trees seem to be a straight line?

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

You must be from the Confederacy. Diddling your second cousin may be no big deal genetically but to the rest of us it's just fucking weird

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Dude. You need to put in some time on the Appalachian Trail.

nightmoth's avatar

Did you see "Winter's Bone" and if so, what did you think of it? My hubby and I disagreed over its' accuracy.

William's avatar

Lets not forget that the longest serving GOP speaker was recently released from jail, where he served time for paying off the boys he molested...because..."GOP family values". https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Boojum's avatar

Daddy usually helps hem 'em in, so they have to be fast AND sneaky.

Boojum's avatar

In Anderson County, they are Stooksbury, Wallace, and Sharp. The family trees look like a ficus.

Boojum's avatar

If you fall off, you don't have to worry about hitting branches.

Boojum's avatar

I'm from dirt road East Tennessee. There is a lot of truth to the Tales of Incest, particularly the teenage cousin/sister kind, largely because horses and cows don't kiss and there's not much else in the way of options. Oh, sure, you can kiss a pig, but not at the same time.

norcalOG's avatar

Where you CAN hike all the way to Argentina.

norcalOG's avatar

A good lesson for those who thought Tennessee is much more civilized than West Virginia.

ellison's avatar

Oh please, cousins barely counts as related for incest purposes here in Tennessee.

H0mer0's avatar

wasn't John the one that Jeebus loved?