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Saltine-Americans assemble!

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You mean that show about the square-headed white dude who tough-loves his high school roundball team of brown poors, shows them the error of their youthful indiscretions and lifts them out of poverty by helping their mama get a job at the lunch counter downtown so she can buy a house and get her boys out of the projects? #whitesavior

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“If only they would protest peacefully...”“When are we going to have a straight pride parade?”“All lives matter...”“Some of my best friends are _____, but that doesn’t mean _______.”“What about meeeeeee?”

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Why its The White Man's Burden. Only white men and women can save the Darkies on TV and in Movies. And now in TruChristian (tm) churches with White Jesus. /snark

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So... don't turn your crank to Frank??

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What do you expect from the "Send Me Money Church of Flaming Crackers"

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By the time you get to third person passive voice, it's like it never happened!

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Yes, slavery was a blessing because God just magically made black people appear and do the hard work of building this country for free. It wasn’t like white people stole the black people from their homeland and forced them to work for free under horrific conditions for centuries. No, just a blessing from the lord. For white people.

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No.

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I went into the article thinking what he said was going to be bad, but oh my god it was even worse than I thought it was going to be

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In other words ... it's a trap.

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What a tool

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With a Megachurch pastor, bland chicken salesman, and Christian rapper walking into a bar, i expected a much better punchline

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Fishers are not scamps, they are vicious little furballs. Porcupines are a major food source, the fishers attack the face.

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Pretty much. Except we can't change the past. I'm personally against financial payments for reparations. What I see should happen is real equality of opportunity. Sure, slaves picked that cotton - but Marconi worked on the radio, Madame Curie worked with radiation - going forward is more important than the past. Get a fucking high school degree is the first step.

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Me too. Did you make it to Bribane? How's the car shopping going? Do you have Hunter pix?

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