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Hehehe. Fundies HATE this story, for exactly that reason. It's why the whole 'when the Bibble says 'wine' it means grape juice' was invented, because why should Party Jesus get to put on a wine buzz when they can't?

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Well, you know how that works. You rehearse and rehearse and rehearse, and if you have the chance you try out for a few smaller roles along the way.

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Some lessons have to be painful to be learned. At only $135,000, the Kleins got off cheap.

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But it turns out that lecturing people on subjects that you haven't even the tiniest nodding acquaintance with is not childish. I'm learning things left and right here.

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i was an alive, adult when she burned herself, yes it was a terrible accident, but if i were on that jury, she would not have gotten the settlement she did. she spilled it on herself. the people i know who drink coffee, want it so hot they can't drink it right away. if it were not hot, she would have complained. i am all about helping people who are victimized by corporations and their greed, but not when you did it to your self.

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There is more hate in your article than the Kleins have ever supposedly presented to anyone else ever. As a matter of fact if the Kleins were for a fact HATERS, you'd be the pot calling the kettle black...

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You incorrectly refer to a $135,000 fine. The $135,000 is a sugessted damage amount going to the aggrieved parties, not a fine. This award is not final. The Kleins have contested the $135,000 damages award.State Labor Commissioner Brad Avakian will set the amount of damages. The maximum damages he is allowed to assess is $150,000. He can lower or eliminate the damage awards or he can assess fines. Avakian's order, expected this summer, can be challenged in the Oregon Court of Appeals.

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Ironically, Oregonjustice is blind. Bruce Bottoms, ahomosexual baker was investigated by BOLI following a complaint filed by theWestboro Baptist Church (WBC). Herefused to decorate a cake with the WBC logo “God hates Fags” in rainbowcolored frosting. Bottoms choose to go out of business rather than bake the cake.

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The Bruce Bottoms cake shop is a fake story Matt Barber came up with as an analogy...Matt Barber is listed on Southern Poverty Law Center's, "Hatewatch"

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After checking out the source (Matt Barber) I agree the Bruce Bottoms story is not true. I got information from another source. Considering the name, I should have known. Thanks for the correction.

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You're very welcome :)

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I'm fully of the position that if a bakery discriminates, they get to pay for the couple to go and find another baker- with all associated expenses. Every. Time. It won't kill their business, but it should surely act as a deterrent to this fuckery.

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A. Losing 135K might work as a deterrent against someone else pulling this crap.

B. They were begging to be martyrs, so their prayers were answered. Odds are pretty good find a way to cash in on the deal.

C. I don't give a crap if these assholes do end up losing their livelihood. They're obviously not learning anything from the experience, like how not to be assholes.

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The fine was for discrimination against the lesbians, which is illegal under Oregon law. As well, what some people don't realize is these anti-gay bigot-bakers also doxxed the couple by going online, discovering info about their lives, and using it in their zealous pursuit of their bigoted religion - including publishing the couple's home address ( http://www.rawstory.com/201... ).

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Doloras, you are my new BFF for this comment! Brilliant!!

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No, god would cheat and then hide it. LOL

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