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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Couldn't possibly taste worse than the original

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

I think they really fucked themselves for good when they so viciously attacked Ellen. It showed their true colors. And the way Ellen handled it was pure class.

“ButI really want to thank everyone who is supporting me, and if youdon’t know me very well, if you’re just watching for the firsttime or maybe you are just getting to know me, I want to be clear,”DeGeneres added. “Here are the values that I stand for: I stand forhonesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way youwant to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those aretraditional values. That’s what I stand for."

WagMoreBarkLess's avatar

Well, at least there's still the Boy Scouts. Oh, wait ... NOOOOO!

BeckyLB's avatar

I like to point out to homophobes that, without Alan Turning, computers, computing, and IT as we know it today likely wouldn't exist.

The typical move by them, after showing that Turing was gay, is to downplay Mr. Turing's contributions to computer science.

Just let that sink in for a moment. Homophobic types would rather downplay a gay person's contribution to society, than just admit the good the gay person has done.

JAWs's avatar

Don't forget how much us gay love that whole "thinking" stuff. They should really stop do....oh i guess they already got the jump on boycotting that. Never mind.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

A group of:

Kittens = littercrows= murderants= colonydogs= packowls= parliament porpoises= podhateful cunts= million moms

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

That one caught me totally by delighted surprise.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

That's because you haven't filled his head with a bunch of hateful bullshit. Kids don't think anything of it. It's the parents who teach them to hate others.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

I've contacted Homo Headquarters three times now and they still haven't sent me my copy of the Gay Agenda. I've still been recruiting though. If I convert one more hetero I can get the toaster oven!

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I meant my romantic partner - he's 59...

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Oh, shit! I thought "my guy" meant your son and it went over his head because he was so young. Either way, congrats on being in love!BTW my sig other is 62.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

And has an ass like a 22 year old football player! And it just so happens i'm an ass man!

chimichanga's avatar

Excite (@ home, of course) and JOLT cola.