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Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge I'm tryin' not to lose my head <strike>Like a jungle sometimes.</strike> I like a bunghole sometimes.

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And this is why I only drink Yuengling Black & Tan.

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Remember, the young man tried to run off, and Hinkle <i>grabbed him by the dick</i>, THEN gave him his cell. But there's nuthin' gay goin' on here!

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Look, if this guy's offering $80, a cell and an iPad for "going right up to the edge" -- well, I'm right here, that's all I'm saying.

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Makes you wanna team w/ Spike Lee and throw a trash can through his window.

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My godson only narrowly escaped such a fate. He is lucky to not have initials that spell out TDI

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Ewwww, I had to, just haaddd to google it. When will I learn.

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To be fair, you'd have to pay most guys at least $80 to talk about the Cubs for any length of time.

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Only if the singular was Santorus.

(Trust me ... we have a whole circle of Hell dedicated to this stuff.)

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He means the buttseks was so vigorous it almost (but not quite) drove him right off the bed.

That's how I choose to read it, at least.

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speaking as a straight, i can say this never happens to me. never.

when i am in a hotel room, i am there with a purpose.

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but no, no. it's not.

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i must confess i was more interested in this IN headline:

Boy, 9, lands Indiana record fish

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Taking one for the people. What a hero.

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If I got caught with an $80 male hooker, I wouldn't be gay, either. Heck, I wouldn't even be mildly happy.

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Wait, what if the sucker is a chick, have I turned several(hundred) girls gay?

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