Formerly closeted gay Republican lawmaker Phil Hinkle was caught in a hotel with a male gay prostitute earlier this month, which was all obviously some kind of terrible mistake, the way yet another GOP representative (Indiana legislature, this time) has been caught with a rent boy.
Don&#039;t push me &#039;cause I&#039;m close to the edge I&#039;m tryin&#039; not to lose my head <strike>Like a jungle sometimes.</strike> I like a bunghole sometimes.
Remember, the young man tried to run off, and Hinkle <i>grabbed him by the dick</i>, THEN gave him his cell. But there&#039;s nuthin&#039; gay goin&#039; on here!
Look, if this guy&#039;s offering $80, a cell and an iPad for &quot;going right up to the edge&quot; -- well, I&#039;m right here, that&#039;s all I&#039;m saying.
Don&#039;t push me &#039;cause I&#039;m close to the edge I&#039;m tryin&#039; not to lose my head <strike>Like a jungle sometimes.</strike> I like a bunghole sometimes.
And this is why I only drink Yuengling Black &amp; Tan.
Remember, the young man tried to run off, and Hinkle <i>grabbed him by the dick</i>, THEN gave him his cell. But there&#039;s nuthin&#039; gay goin&#039; on here!
Look, if this guy&#039;s offering $80, a cell and an iPad for &quot;going right up to the edge&quot; -- well, I&#039;m right here, that&#039;s all I&#039;m saying.
Makes you wanna team w/ Spike Lee and throw a trash can through his window.
My godson only narrowly escaped such a fate. He is lucky to not have initials that spell out TDI
Ewwww, I had to, just haaddd to google it. When will I learn.
To be fair, you&#039;d have to pay most guys at least $80 to talk about the Cubs for any length of time.
Only if the singular was Santorus.
(Trust me ... we have a whole circle of Hell dedicated to this stuff.)
He means the buttseks was so vigorous it almost (but not quite) drove him right off the bed.
That&#039;s how I choose to read it, at least.
speaking as a straight, i can say this never happens to me. never.
when i am in a hotel room, i am there with a purpose.
but no, no. it&#039;s not.
i must confess i was more interested in this IN headline:
Boy, 9, lands Indiana record fish
Taking one for the people. What a hero.
If I got caught with an $80 male hooker, I wouldn&#039;t be gay, either. Heck, I wouldn&#039;t even be mildly happy.
Wait, what if the sucker is a chick, have I turned several(hundred) girls gay?