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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

It they really wanted to help people they would be baking cakes and providing flowers to teh gheys!

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Bebecca's avatar

This is the question I ask homophobes-so when did you decide to be straight? They stutter and stammer.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Oh, we know who's going to be standing with the goats and not the lambs come the rapture.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

I think "Lucky Charms" would be a really excellent drag name. Oh Ru? Are you listening?

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

It's not "confused," it's "questioning." We refuse to recruit you if you can't get the lingo right,

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

No, but you will feel a powerful urge to redecorate your surroundings and the surroundings of others.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Bears have a lot of personal style. Think festive lumberjack. And honestly, the nicest gay guys on planet Earth.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Yeah, they are just mad the cute boys are showing any interest.

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market apartments's avatar

Half right, at least.

It's a flawed question because the God they worship is a fiction and therefore does not love anybody.

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$142720624's avatar

I remember wanting to sleep with the soldiers in war comics when I was 6.

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$142720624's avatar

Also created defecation. A real weirdo.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Oh yes, Sgt. Rock did it for me.

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Lily412's avatar

Ah, yes. That old chestnut, "All gays are pedophiles." I bet the idea of a lesbian would blow these filmmakers' minds.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

You forgot the subtitle: "(Of Oklahoma Sen. Ralph Shortey)".

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Nick Scroggs's avatar

What's even weirder is, the first man seen is named "Ralph." "You see, Ralph was a homosexual."

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