Gay Sweaters Cost Walnuts Primaries
Remember when John McCain re-relaunched his campaign back in April? We didn't really either, but we wrote a post about it so it might have actually happened. That week-long re-re-relaunch tour didn't have quite the intended effect, alas, and now John McCain's paranoid rage is finally finding a deserving target.
In the final days of his imploding candidacy, John McCain has taken a page out of Richard Nixon's play book, finding increasingly bizarre explanations for his political failures. Strangest of all: He reportedly feels his handlers forced him to wear "gay sweaters."
We sympathize, but we can't really figure out how McCain's supposedly gay wardrobe would cause him to trailGiulianiin the polls.