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*yawn* Yeah, about the level of intelligence I expected.

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I am right asshole. Further, it was a joke.

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The doggie died a few months ago. Wonket yelled at Jezebel for being rude about it, actually!

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Use this as a reaction image if you like.

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I'm sure this has been said...

An entire post without using the word FUCK? Doesn’t that deserve some kind of reward

Here? Nope!

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When you are that old, it is icky, no matter who you are.It is all "you have no identity other than child rearing that you finished with 20 years ago" icky.Sorry, it is icky.

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Remember, gay marriage was decided while Scalia was still kicking up shit in DC.

Not only that, but he very astutely (and irritably) predicted it was coming.

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Waiting for a proposed amendment saying that gays need to make a "reasonable effort" to not be gay. Perhaps a waiting period will be involved.

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It's mainly so kids don't get confused about who is being talked about. The creepy part is the guys who still call wives mommy when the kids aren't around - or have moved out. Looking at you zombie Reagan.

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The look on Pence's dog's face pretty much says it all. "Kill me now. Just get me away from these crazy fucks." And just where is Mike's left hand as "Mother" holds poor Fido still?

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Yes. This.

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Whatever.

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I grew up with commie pinko pot-smoking armed revolutionary union agitators so I never felt the urge.

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Yoooge! Big league! The fucker will actually brag about it!

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Strut for me, Beyo https://uploads.disquscdn.c... tch!!

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So, you're donating all your salary to charity? Cool!

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