247 Comments
User's avatar
Serai 1's avatar

*yawn* Yeah, about the level of intelligence I expected.

Expand full comment
Kitten'sMittens's avatar

I am right asshole. Further, it was a joke.

Expand full comment
rosenbomb's avatar

The doggie died a few months ago. Wonket yelled at Jezebel for being rude about it, actually!

Expand full comment
Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

Use this as a reaction image if you like.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Expand full comment
Jonny On Maui's avatar

I'm sure this has been said...

An entire post without using the word FUCK? Doesn’t that deserve some kind of reward

Here? Nope!

Expand full comment
Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

When you are that old, it is icky, no matter who you are.It is all "you have no identity other than child rearing that you finished with 20 years ago" icky.Sorry, it is icky.

Expand full comment
Bitter Scribe's avatar

Remember, gay marriage was decided while Scalia was still kicking up shit in DC.

Not only that, but he very astutely (and irritably) predicted it was coming.

Expand full comment
Internet Hitler's avatar

Waiting for a proposed amendment saying that gays need to make a "reasonable effort" to not be gay. Perhaps a waiting period will be involved.

Expand full comment
Internet Hitler's avatar

It's mainly so kids don't get confused about who is being talked about. The creepy part is the guys who still call wives mommy when the kids aren't around - or have moved out. Looking at you zombie Reagan.

Expand full comment
JParkerSD46's avatar

The look on Pence's dog's face pretty much says it all. "Kill me now. Just get me away from these crazy fucks." And just where is Mike's left hand as "Mother" holds poor Fido still?

Expand full comment
TakingAmes's avatar

Yes. This.

Expand full comment
Serai 1's avatar

Whatever.

Expand full comment
Shananigan's avatar

I grew up with commie pinko pot-smoking armed revolutionary union agitators so I never felt the urge.

Expand full comment
The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Yoooge! Big league! The fucker will actually brag about it!

Expand full comment
Querolous's avatar

Strut for me, Beyo https://uploads.disquscdn.c... tch!!

Expand full comment
(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

So, you're donating all your salary to charity? Cool!

Expand full comment