The good Christian people of Ireland have been lately pummeled with woe, on account of the fact that later this spring, voters will decide whether or not to let the homosexuals get married, to EACH OTHER, as if such a thing even exists. Last August we learned,
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Just saying, as a confirmed sodomite, the sounds of heterosexuality were equally upsetting during my early life. Christ, thin walls, people! There are some things your children <i>really</i> don&#039;t need to hear!
This is Ireland we&#039;re talking about, right? I thought the sounds of good Christian sodomy kind of went like, &quot;Oh, dats right Bessie&quot; followed by, &quot;Baaaa, Baaaa, Baaaa&quot;.
No Gay Licks comments? You folks disappoint me.
It&#039;s sodomy, it&#039;s sodoyou, it&#039;s sodoallofus!
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Just saying, as a confirmed sodomite, the sounds of heterosexuality were equally upsetting during my early life. Christ, thin walls, people! There are some things your children <i>really</i> don&#039;t need to hear!
The Irish bagpipe is smaller and less aggressive than its Highland cousin, but still not something you want to keep in the house.
What is the sound of one sod fapping?
Ireland - home of good whiskey, comely lasses, and hard-line Catholics that make Bill Donohue look like a piker.
Wasn&#039;t &quot;Sounds of Sodomy&quot; the breakout hit for Simon and Garfunkel?
<i> hello, sequins, my old friend, I&#039;ve come to try you on again,....</i>
Aren&#039;t Irish Catholic priests experts in this field?
Nope. No one has ever heard heterosexual PIV coition through paper thin walls. Never happened.
This is Ireland we&#039;re talking about, right? I thought the sounds of good Christian sodomy kind of went like, &quot;Oh, dats right Bessie&quot; followed by, &quot;Baaaa, Baaaa, Baaaa&quot;.
No, mang. Whodunnit. <i>Odds And Sods.</i>
Erin go baaaaaaaa.
Well, Guinness is good for you, so there&#039;s that..