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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

The Word of the Day is “attestation.”

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Bobathonic's avatar

There's always a soft push on the fed side. Even if you're caught on drugs with a TS clearance, they send you to rehab and then keep piss testing you. So there will surely be a second chance to not be a dick. Hopefully not more than that.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

If I read that correctly, CokeJr will be his co-commentator. Laffs galore guaranteed!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Several of my colleagues heard it as "a test station".

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rtpoeman's avatar

"Attestation" - where the train is when you're running late.

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weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Gonna be so sad when Jen leaves her current job. She is just amazing.

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LoCoJo's avatar

Did he go full Carrot Top?

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Parakeetist's avatar

Ok

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Skeptikal KC's avatar

We all know which former POTUS will not be attending September 11 ceremonies with President Biden and other former executive officers.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

‘Why is it important for the president to go to California to campaign for Governor Newsom?’

‘Because the election is Tuesday.’

everyone LOL’s.

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rtpoeman's avatar

From Asterix and Cleopatra:https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Ninja0980's avatar

Boom.

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Ninja0980's avatar

If she had done that to me or my folks etc. she'd be on the ground.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I know. I’ve got a serious girl crush on her. She’s just so darn good at this.

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Shananigan's avatar

Good grief! Who asked that?!

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Dunno. Some random dude.

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