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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Fun fact: a stopped clock is wrong 86,398 times a day.

Stcaf's avatar

Make me some sort of a "god for a day," so I can make Trump, Kelly and all trumpets memorize this essay.(And I love the hats)

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I do believe I see the medal for the "Royal Order of Nincompoops" mixed in there.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I responded that he was clearly just envious because she looked better in her outfit than he ever looked wearing his pieces of Applebee's flair.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Fucks Gnus broadcasts Wilson's actual speeech in 3, 2, 1 ... hahahahaha! I kill myself sometimes!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

At least she's not grifting from her office by selling the hats to ignorant dipshits.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"DEM SLAMS DISGUSTING CALL TO GOLD STAR FAMILY"See how that changes everything?

"Fucks Gnus -Your 24/7 source of what the GOP wants you to hear."

Asta's avatar

The literal picture of mental illness.

george lastrapes's avatar

Auto-da-fe, anyone? The theatricality, the public immolation, the affirmation of an irrational faith, the cruelty. We're about half-way back to barbarism.

george lastrapes's avatar

Who wore it better? Not the same as, who wore it with more flair?

george lastrapes's avatar

General Kelly: we expect better of you, the Leader of the Free World.

Bebecca's avatar

And what about the empty barrel he works for?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

No, that's Trump's hand up Kelly's ass. It's Putin's hand up Trump's ass.

sillyclucker's avatar

Trump's chief of staff is a liar ? Who'd a thunk it ? (Me.)