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Fun fact: a stopped clock is wrong 86,398 times a day.

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Make me some sort of a "god for a day," so I can make Trump, Kelly and all trumpets memorize this essay.(And I love the hats)

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I do believe I see the medal for the "Royal Order of Nincompoops" mixed in there.

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I responded that he was clearly just envious because she looked better in her outfit than he ever looked wearing his pieces of Applebee's flair.

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Fucks Gnus broadcasts Wilson's actual speeech in 3, 2, 1 ... hahahahaha! I kill myself sometimes!

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At least she's not grifting from her office by selling the hats to ignorant dipshits.

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The operative word is "down".

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"DEM SLAMS DISGUSTING CALL TO GOLD STAR FAMILY"See how that changes everything?

"Fucks Gnus -Your 24/7 source of what the GOP wants you to hear."

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So, I vote that up.

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The literal picture of mental illness.

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Auto-da-fe, anyone? The theatricality, the public immolation, the affirmation of an irrational faith, the cruelty. We're about half-way back to barbarism.

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Who wore it better? Not the same as, who wore it with more flair?

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General Kelly: we expect better of you, the Leader of the Free World.

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And what about the empty barrel he works for?

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No, that's Trump's hand up Kelly's ass. It's Putin's hand up Trump's ass.

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Trump's chief of staff is a liar ? Who'd a thunk it ? (Me.)

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