She has a wealthy and powerful (ex?) boyfriend, a wealthy & powerful husband, and a whole lotta wealthy & powerful folks in her network. She'll get wut all wealthy & powerful criminals get. A slap on the wrist. Her boyfriend's getting to choose between paying $40K fine and spending time in the hoosegow, which do you think HE'LL pick?
Kind of makes you wonder what George W. Bush told this intrepid reporter...
$40,000 fine on a soldier's salary? He's going to have to set something up on GoFundMe.
*pats your back* It's okay, man, we all have our crosses to bear.
She has a wealthy and powerful (ex?) boyfriend, a wealthy & powerful husband, and a whole lotta wealthy & powerful folks in her network. She'll get wut all wealthy & powerful criminals get. A slap on the wrist. Her boyfriend's getting to choose between paying $40K fine and spending time in the hoosegow, which do you think HE'LL pick?
We wouldn't be offered the choice.
"unauthorized removal and retention of classified material"? Is that what the kids are calling sexxytime these days?
She was giving massages!!???!!!*4*#%11*#!
40 grand is nothing to him, and she was pretty, pretty hot.
Too sexy to jail.
...with liberty and justice for all*.
*well-connected white guys.
He really IS General BetrayUs.
This was a pro-tier news dump today, too, coming as it did during Bibi's shitfit.
Hmmm. Turns out she did have something with sleeves in her closet.
Oh, I forgot about him. Did he say anything intelligent?
Hahahahaha. Ha ha. Also too Ha.
Did he get a case of Turtle Wax or some Rice-A-Roni? I mean, he has to get some parting gifts from today's episode of "Let's Make A Deal".
Just pull up his 2002 speech, and swap out references to "Iraq" with "Iran" and you'll get the gist of it.