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Yes, where was the pre-planning plan?! Amateurs.

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"About 300 people attended", which works out to over $21 per commemorative coin and (yikes!) $333 worth of planning for each attendee.

Excuse me while I finish the last couple bites of my coffee grounds...

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So that's where Miss Hathaway went. (You know, she was never the same after Granny died.)

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Silly, she's a MIND-READER, not a fortune-teller! She probably said something like, "I'm drawing a blank on this one."

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Weeeell, just found out H&R Block screwed up my Direct Deposit, my Tax Refund is Jeebus-knows-where, and I have to wait another six weeks for the IRS to "investigate". I haz a Pissed Off.

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Wassa matter. A Motel 6 in Bakersfield not good enough for them?

They should have felt the axe blade on the back of their necks the minute "commemorative coins" made an appearance.

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<i>The planning of the three-day conference itself: $100,000</i>

this doesn't seem like very good planning.

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You either put those into or get those out of slut machines in Vegas, right?

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"YOU GUYSS! WE GET TO FUCK THE CLOWN!!"

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No lesbian bars? Oh, wait. That's a GOP thang.

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I had a friend who once spent £5,000 on a bike. I think that's because a small dose of financial reality had forced him to give up the Alfa Romeo Brera concept for which I have no idea how he even found the downpayment.

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Professional mindreader? They have such a thing? Tough gig. Even if they were correct I'd fuck with them and tell 'em they were wrong.

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Jane Hathaway looks remarkable for her age.

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The only thing that ever actually stays in Vegas: your money.

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why?

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<i>Management Deficiency Report</i>

sounds like the entire republican party.

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