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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<strike>Nationalistic</strike> <i>Jingoistic</i> patriotism is a disease. I hate these fuckers for destroying the word "patriot".

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fuflans's avatar

so. good.

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fuflans's avatar

dead kennedy's wrote this story in 'holiday in cambodia' in 19-fucking-80.

fuck these assholes. just fuck them to hell and back.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Band of Idiots

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Or Mittens on the Withhimself.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Far from being "Punk", that guitar looks like it belongs in an Oak Ridge Boys cover band which reminds me once again why I hate top-40 country music. The songs are all pretty much: Inappropriately cheerful, pointlessly morose, annoyingly sentimental, politically jingoistic, clunky, derivative, or religious.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A bad premise is a terrible thing to waste.

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diogenez's avatar

No. Just - no.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Seriously?!? From Pranksters to Punks, those kids were all rebelling AGAINST every single thing the GOP represents. That these clueless fuckwits envision themselves as such is absolutely hysterical.

Sorry Thaddeus, your party is far too stupid to tune in, far too uncool to turn on, and far too much a bunch of craven authoritarians to have the balls to drop out. You're not Sid and Nancy- you'll always be Ron and Nancy. You're not Black Flag, you're Captain & Tennille. You'll never be invited to eat lunch with the cool kids, just accept that fact and move on...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they didn't become the majority until the Osmonds joined them onstage

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diogenez's avatar

Joe Strummer is kicking dead Breitbart's ass, somewhere...

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diogenez's avatar

This seems unfair to the Captain & Tennille. I would have said The Osmonds, but otherwise I couldn't agree with you more.

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diogenez's avatar

The Clash do not endorse this.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ha! Go youtube Muskrat Love or Love Will Keep Us Together and you might rethink that. However, the judges would also accept The Osmonds or even Tony Orlando singing Tie a Yellow Ribbon...

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Fartknocker's avatar

When growing up I considered a punk a narcissistic person who never amounted to much and was always spreading bullshit like a baker spreads icing on a cake. My opinion remains unchanged.

OT: Mitt Romney interjected an opinion yesterday on how our President should be working closer with the HOR. Fuck you Mittens and go play with your pony and car elevator. Your opinion is irrelevant.

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