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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"HAVE YOU THEEN MA FOOTBAH!"

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Hey Stavros, how's the poop chute?

Hey Lucien, still HIV negative?

Hey Father Flannagan, gettin' any?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

After that, he tried to give him a drink order.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Memo to Mr. Melvin: The good news is you don't have to play a sport to be one...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I see all that sensitivity training has paid off.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

He should have said "piano." Would have blown his motherfucking mind.

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fuflans's avatar

to be fair, george has been asked more than once about his famous father opening doors for him.

oh wait, what?

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fuflans's avatar

also: remember that weird allen family picture? i think that had a football too.

but! 2012 is shaping up to be a grand old time in the gop.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

In honor of George Allen, I'm going to spend the rest of the day asking obese women when they're due.

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Mahousu's avatar

To be fair, Allen usually finds better ways to connect with people. But somehow Melvin just didn't seem too responsive to Confederacy nostalgia, so Allen had to go with the next best thing.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Ducksworthy: No, you wouldn't answer "tight end?"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Did you know that Mr. Yepremian was in the necktie business - before Jerry Garcia?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Just to see the look on Mr. Allen's face, Mr. Melvin should have answered "Lawn Jockey."

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