Oh for fuck's sake. Does George Allen think the problem with his last Senate race is he didn't say "Macaca" enough? Well, he's starting early this time! According to the Washington Post , local NBC anchor/reporter Craig Melvin is tall in addition to being black. So it was definitely the
To be fair, Allen usually finds better ways to connect with people. But somehow Melvin just didn't seem too responsive to Confederacy nostalgia, so Allen had to go with the next best thing.
"HAVE YOU THEEN MA FOOTBAH!"
Hey Stavros, how's the poop chute?
Hey Lucien, still HIV negative?
Hey Father Flannagan, gettin' any?
After that, he tried to give him a drink order.
Memo to Mr. Melvin: The good news is you don't have to play a sport to be one...
I see all that sensitivity training has paid off.
He should have said "piano." Would have blown his motherfucking mind.
to be fair, george has been asked more than once about his famous father opening doors for him.
oh wait, what?
also: remember that weird allen family picture? i think that had a football too.
but! 2012 is shaping up to be a grand old time in the gop.
In honor of George Allen, I'm going to spend the rest of the day asking obese women when they're due.
To be fair, Allen usually finds better ways to connect with people. But somehow Melvin just didn't seem too responsive to Confederacy nostalgia, so Allen had to go with the next best thing.
Ducksworthy: No, you wouldn't answer "tight end?"
Did you know that Mr. Yepremian was in the necktie business - before Jerry Garcia?
Just to see the look on Mr. Allen's face, Mr. Melvin should have answered "Lawn Jockey."