George Conway Gonna Be Sleeping On That Couch FOREVER
How are they still married????
Far be it from us to comment on other people's marriages, but ... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AT THE CONWAY HOUSE? Kellyanne's husband is wildin' out on Twitter like a guy who took one too many muscle relaxers to unkink his neck after sleeping on the couch for three months. ALLEGEDLY.
He's diagnosing Trump with Anti-Social Personality Disorder.
https: //t.co/eKUMKm1yYK https://t.co/OkDzkb2ruR
— George Conway (@George Conway) 1551450479.0
Factcheck: TRUE. (You know, allegedly.)
Sticking with the medical theme, George Conway has pronounced Trump a cancer on the presidency.
“John Dean said there was a cancer growing [on] the presidency. He didn’t say Richard Nixon *was* the cancer.” Ex… https: //t.co/MwXvmxCXum
— George Conway (@George Conway) 1551455715.0
Factcheck: RIGHT AGAIN. (Not allegedly!)
He's debunked Lindsey Graham's word vomit about Trump lacking intent to commit a crime, since he wrote a check to Michael Cohen for the illegal campaign finance payoff to Stormy Daniels.
But the reimbursements were fraudulently made to appear to be payments for legal services. That’s precisely the kin… https: //t.co/n00KIl89qw
— George Conway (@George Conway) 1551445369.0
But see: Trump's rousing performance on Hannity last night where he insisted he never knew about the payoff he was reimbursing Cohen for with those checks. CHECK MATE ... or something.
Here, I think this captures it. https: //t.co/nhjRFmtFAI
— George Conway (@George Conway) 1551414340.0
George is RTing Dan Drezner when he calls Trump an absolute idiot. George is RTing Popehat advising Trump to plead the Fifth. George is RTing Mimi Rocah describing the pornstar payoffs a fraudulent scheme showing knowledge of guilt.
Then George gets tired and RTs pictures of dogs.
After that, Conway got right back to quoting Susan Hennessey saying, "If Kushner hasn't resigned by the time we wake up tomorrow, it is a sign that the basic checks of government have ceased to function." Meanwhile, his lovely wife Kellyanne is insisting that granting the presidentialprincelingson-in-law security clearance over the objections of the CIA and White House counsel is good, just and most importantly, LEGAL.
KELLYANNE CONWAY doesn't deny report that Trump ordered officials to give Jared Kushner a security clearance over i… https: //t.co/Lo0ENyzN4p
— Aaron Rupar (@Aaron Rupar) 1551457310.0
George attacks Trump's National Emergyas flagrantly illegal, while Kellyanne defends Trump's "absolute right" to steal money from the Defense Department and opioid addiction prevention to stop an imaginary horde of diseased Mexican zombies storming the border.
This quote should be the first sentence of the first paragraph of every complaint filed this afternoon. https: //t.co/ClHQhpTaEe
— George Conway (@George Conway) 1550247496.0
George is horrified that Trump would defend North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, whose regime arrested a healthy college student and tortured him until his brain shut down, finally sending him home in a vegetative coma to die.
Kellyanne scolds Otto Warmbier's parents for their lack of gratitude to the Dear Leaders who shipped his body home so his parents could have the honor of taking him off life support.
Kellyanne Defends Trump After Rebuke From Otto Warmbier’s Parents: ‘This President Secured’ His Release… https://t.co/HRD6vNWEJB
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) 1551460018.0
Because Kellyanne is a FUCKING GHOUL.
Hey, remember that time Kellyanne was giving an interview to the Post and forgot she was on the record shit-talking her husband and his tweets?
REPORTER: You told me you found [George's tweets] disrespectful.
KAC: It is disrespectful, it's a violation of basic decency, certainly, if not marital vows . . . as "a person familiar with their relationship."
REPORTER: No, we're on the record here. You can't say after the fact "as someone familiar."
KAC: I told you everything about his tweets was off the record.
REPORTER: No, that's not true. That never happened.
KAC: Well, people do see it this way. People do see it that way, I don't say I do, but people see it that way.
REPORTER: But I'm saying we never discussed everything about his tweets being off the record. There are certain things you said that I put off the record.
KAC: Fine. I've never actually said what I think about it and I won't say what I think about it, which tells you what I think about it.
Paging Esther Perel ...
Like we said, talking about other people's marriages is tacky and gross. So we're not going to say what we think about it, which tells you what we think about it. All we're saying is that "people familiar with their relationship" are suggesting that George should take the kids and the dogs and GTFO! Yes, many people are saying it. You're hearing it more and more lately.
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He kind of isn't, though. He's better than Trump, but he's not better than, say, Romney.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again--the only reason he's still there is because he needs to be there when the FBI shows up to arrest the Mrs. for, oh, 500 counts of perjury or so. If he isn't physically there at that time, the kids might get shipped off to foster care. With all they've been through with her, they don't deserve that.