Let's make one thing clear: 2016 did not kill George Michael. George Michael rode George Michael hard, and put him away wet, and most rock stars don't live forever, Mick Jagger marrying his own great grandchild notwithstanding. But me frowning on your simplistic keening about a sentient year that goes around murdering fabulous celebrities doesn't mean George Michael wasn't fucking rad, or that we shouldn't have a post about how awesome and gay he was, before being gay was even a thing you could do out loud and all the hungry schoolgirls boy were THEY barking up the wrong tree even though we really should have known by the lipstick, which was a very frosty pink.
George Michael's Sexiest Organ Was HIS BRAIN (We Are Guessing, We Never Saw His Dick)
George Michael's Sexiest Organ Was HIS BRAIN…
George Michael's Sexiest Organ Was HIS BRAIN (We Are Guessing, We Never Saw His Dick)
Let's make one thing clear: 2016 did not kill George Michael. George Michael rode George Michael hard, and put him away wet, and most rock stars don't live forever, Mick Jagger marrying his own great grandchild notwithstanding. But me frowning on your simplistic keening about a sentient year that goes around murdering fabulous celebrities doesn't mean George Michael wasn't fucking rad, or that we shouldn't have a post about how awesome and gay he was, before being gay was even a thing you could do out loud and all the hungry schoolgirls boy were THEY barking up the wrong tree even though we really should have known by the lipstick, which was a very frosty pink.