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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

Almost as though they made him in a lab.

Gregg Evans's avatar

I must admit the idea of some electroshock therapy appeals to my compassionate side.

Seek's avatar

My goto Halloween costume through much of the late 80's was to be Penny Pretty. Not very difficult and not too slutty - worked for me

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

He received two Mark Twain Awards for the mullet and the man bun.

Delu's avatar

Nothing about his supposedly non-existent campaign treasurer Andrew Olsen (I think I got the name right)?

It's illegal to secure funds from campaign fundraising without a designated treasurer to be held accountable for said funds collected. His campaigns first attempt at naming such a treasurer resulted in said person (Datwyler or some other name like that) coming out and saying that he actually never accepted any such position and/or never signed the papers that were supposed to confer him the position.

Now this new treasurer Andrew Olson is somehow uncontactable and lives at an address where Santos' sister once lived in. Not sure if anyone has even seen the guy in the flesh either. If he actually doesn't exist then Santos is guilty for campaign fundraising without a treasurer.

Tosca's avatar

Qevin needs his vote too badly.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Thank you! I was too lazy to look him up.

mzf's avatar

Are you talking about TЯump?

Sheik Yerbouti's avatar

Wasn't he lead guitarist in Led Zeppelin?

DmR's avatar

Probably the most legal money he's ever made.

SydneyP's avatar

He is a sterling example of a mainstream Republican. Like his fellow joke from the Outer Boroughs, he should be at the center of GOP politics now and in memory forever.

SydneyP's avatar

The poor slob does sound kind of, uh, "touched." Does he need speech therapy, or does he talk like Bush the Dumber for some other reason?

TakingAmes's avatar

I thought she died in 2016.

Michael Gesing's avatar

A dessert topping! And a floor wax!