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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

"they figured a compromised George Santos flailing under scandal after scandal and, eventually, felony indictments for wire fraud and money laundering, that the report had red-flagged was still better than a Democrat holding the seat:"

And that is what George Santos was probably counting on.

AdmNaismith's avatar

The strength of America is that anybidy can be a Rep/Senator/President.

The weakness of America is that anybidy can be a Rep/Senator/President.

And that the GOP is comlletely and irrevicably crooked.

Davis's avatar

He can't help it. Recently, on a radio show he claimed that he went to Baruch on a volleyball scholarship.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

I thought he went on a Miss America scholarship after winning under the name of "Kitara."

Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

this is no way to treat a Congressional Medal of honor reipient

Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

I've heard he also invented the newspaper, so I'm pretty sure it's illegal for any newspaper to report negatively on him.

DemoCat's avatar

Actually, if all Democrats are communist Marxist cannibalistic pedophiles, as the GOP claim, then so far, Santos is a better option to fill that seat. If true.

DemoCat's avatar

America has grabbed its ankles and shown its filthy bottom. There are no standards for electing officials at the highest levels of government. Maybe that’s a testament to American freedom. Or, maybe we are a collection of half-wits, criminals and a few smart people who can’t come together and agree that if your entire life story is a lie, or if you incite an attack on Congress to steal an election you lost, maybe you should be disqualified as a leader of our nation?

BlueStateLibel's avatar

I respectfully disagree here. First, voters didn't know about Pinnochia Santos until after he was elected. I think one local newspaper brought up some of his shady stuff but it was basically ignored.

Dump didn't win the popular vote then and he won't win it now. It's going to be almost two decades since a Republican won the popular vote, and the last time was only because America was in a panic about 9/11. If you discount that - the last time a Republican won the popular vote was in 1988 - a whopping 34 years ago.

Ill-Advised's avatar

But the popular vote doesn't count. Only the EC Valedictator counts, and even then, only if the billionaires took SCOTUS out for ice cream.

DemoCat's avatar

Agreed. Only with rampant gerrymandering and voter suppression can they even compete anymore. Reagan fooled a lot of working class people with his trickle down bullshit. Give MORE money to the rich, and watch it fall from the sky like green snow. He knew exactly what he was doing, helping his wealthy friends and doners, the Republican way. I mostly meant even when republicans know the truth about a horrible person (Santos, PAB, everyone else) they simply double down.

BlueStateLibel's avatar

Yes, I said that. But if you discount 2004, when Bush was re-elected only because of the 9/11 panic, the last time they won the popular vote was 1988.

subterrene's avatar

I really did wonder if Santos was doing a bit a la Borat there, for a little while.

PRW's avatar

Wait, Santos had aides???

DemoCat's avatar

Yes but he got better.

GoldStar's avatar

Leave this poor man alone!

His mother was killed at the Somme, on 9/11 and during the Battle of Agincourt. Hasn’t he suffered enough??

Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

and he lost his father on D-day at Normandy. I wont say which side

Teddy Barnes's avatar

Little known fact....Crispin named his first line of footwear after Fátima Aziza Caruso Horta Devolder.......the most famous line of womens fashion of the era.......

Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

Fuck my congressvermin. Hear that, Elise?

John Thorstensen's avatar

Upstate NY, eh? I grew up near Awalbany, as it is pronounced.

Tetman Callis's avatar

The modern GOP is the crack cocaine of corruption.

GaseousAnomaly's avatar

"Or maybe the Republicans could have stopped Santos themselves, if they weren’t either idiots or so desperate for a House majority that they figured a compromised George Santos flailing under scandal after scandal and, eventually, felony indictments for wire fraud and money laundering, that the report had red-flagged was still better than a Democrat holding the seat"

First off, AOT, K, and secondly, everyone knows that felony indictments INCREASE your level of support on the right, because IOKIYAR.

feralboy12's avatar

The guy told so many lies he had to hire an outside firm to remember them all.

Nowadays he no doubt keeps track of them on his phone.

Michael Bowen's avatar

He's a Republican in the House until next year.. He'll be the first human on Mars the way hei's going to get his ass kicked next November.

P. Von Fildo's avatar

Seriously, is there a shady thing this guy hasn’t been involved in? Oh wait, he’s a Republican in the House so he’s got a way to go. Move your ass there Georgie you’re falling behind.

goCatgo's avatar

He could have caught that ball last night and have 1st and goal from the nine.

DDB9000's avatar

But he left his catcher's mitt at the roller rink!

Liminal's avatar

Here's a new thing the Comedians could do, if they're tired of doing the Aristocrats. Same setup, two voters are talking about a candidate who does the most horrific things ever. "He grossed out the cannibals, he'd ..." (I dunno, I don't think I can go there this morning. I am NOT a Comedian)

Anyhoo, after this litany of terribleness, "but are you going to vote for him?" and the punchline

"Better that than a democrat"

Gammarae's avatar

honey, that's real life, not a comedy sketch

Nicholas Harpole's avatar

True. Direct quote from 75 year old retired defense engineer.

" Trump is awful, but I can't vote for a Democrat.