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fuflans's avatar

still not going to pay attention to donald trump.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Yay!! You can keep all the other Treks, they were just warmin' us up for JJ Abrams.

ETA to add- Wow. Just wow.

Vienna Woods's avatar

And in related news... Trump will <a href="http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/trump-bans-glenfiddich-whisky-2012-12" target="_blank">never sell Glenfiddich</a> in any of his classy restaurants or resorts, ever, because the distillery sponsored an award given to his arch-nemesis, farmer Michael Forbes. My husband immediately said, "this calls for a toast," and pulled out his bottle of Glenfiddich.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

True fact: Takei is, like, <i>a thing</i> among the kids today. That takes major-league awesomeness.

TundraGrifter's avatar

The Three Rules for every Star Trek episode:

#1. The USS Enterprise is going to run out of fuel. There are not gas stations in space.

#2. Every alien they meet is going to try to kill them. There are no nice people in outer space. (OK - ONE episode where they met somebody nice. So?)

#3. No guest star should buy a round-trip ticket. Once they get on board the Enterprise, their life expectancy is about 45 minutes.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Duh Gov' comes to New York to meet Donald Chump and she got a slice of pizza in some joint.

George Takei gets lunch at The Grill?

Meanwhile, does anyone else remember when Ole Newt crawled on his knees to kiss Chump's ring and then announced a special "Apprentice" program to benefit inner city kids? How's that workin' out for them about now?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Still dealing with nasty alien life forms, after all these years.

Joshua Norton's avatar

My first question to Trump would be "Do you have anything stronger than Bourbon?"