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Lou's brother

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You like him! You really like him!

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Perhaps if you crush them in a vice to extract information from the parent.

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And most importantly, <em>stay gone</em>.

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I thought that it was Pope Benny.

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Oh, George! Historians are still arguing over President Washington! Art historians won't finally condemn your hack folk art for at least 300 years and by that time you'll only be known for being the worst dry drunk with daddy issues that ever went to war because he thought the voices in his head was his god telling him to.

You annoyed the free world, it's only fair payback.

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At the risk of violating the rules, a rusty chainsaw still seems like the best option to me.

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Aw, man, you made me spit Coke all over my keyboard!!

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Having your email read is worse than being tortured by a country that forbids "cruel and unusual punishment" in its Constitution and split from England over (among other things)... FOR depriving us, in many Cases, of the Benefits of Trial by Jury: FOR transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offences:

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Sucks, don't it George?

Signed,

The rest of us

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Like voting in Chicago, do it early and often

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Oh, so when <em>your</em> privacy is violated you're all in a lather about it. But when we complained about it, you scoffed at our "quaint" notions.

Go Cheney yourself, sir.

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Meanwhile over at See B.S. 60 minutes just got caught dubbing motorcycle engine noise onto their stock footage in their Tesla story. Because some video producer there actually thought it was a good idea to feature an electric car that goes 'vroom, vroom'.

/SMH

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<i>And nor do I want my paintings to get out.</i>

Nobody wants that, Chimpy. Nobody.

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or is he merely annoyed because he knows that the NSA has Guccifer somewhere in a secret bunker and are waterboarding him as we comment (not that we are allowed to comment on this here blog). After all Guccifer's a hacker and probably knows all kinds of hacker secrets like where Snowden is and stuff right? Oh and BTW, bin Laden, STILL DEAD, no torture necessary, asshole.

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