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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...as a Floridian and rabid Dolphins fan, I salute you! That being said, Richie Incognito would turn G.Zimmerman into a red smear on the pavement if they ever squared off. I'm 6'1 and 260lbs and when I met that mofo I felt like I was a child(and I brought my DEMON face!).

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

IK,R? Who do you have to shoot to get laid around here?

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Wait. You mean in Panama, or here?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Gewuerztraminer! Oh, sorry.I thought I heard someone sneeze.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

...or she asked him to put one on Little Georgie.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

To be fair, the 1970 Coq du Rod Laver has a kick on it like a mule.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

People who are racist for pointing out racism.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That would have been considered hilarious if a Wonketeer had posted it here . . . you have to love the snarky insinuation that "as requested" makes it a virtue. It could be a sublime piece of trolling. In which case, kudos to the author!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The difference is that in Panama, those are actual monkeys.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In fairness, wouldn't being around this guy <strike>drive</strike> require a person to some serious drinking?

FIFY.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You'd have to remove it from his head to "delouse" it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A red smear on the pavement? I dunno . . . the last guy who pulled a sidewalk on George didn't fare so well.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The very act of dating this turd is "asking for it."