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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...as a Floridian and rabid Dolphins fan, I salute you! That being said, Richie Incognito would turn G.Zimmerman into a red smear on the pavement if they ever squared off. I'm 6'1 and 260lbs and when I met that mofo I felt like I was a child(and I brought my DEMON face!).

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

IK,R? Who do you have to shoot to get laid around here?

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bobbert's avatar

Wait. You mean in Panama, or here?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Gewuerztraminer! Oh, sorry.I thought I heard someone sneeze.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

...or she asked him to put one on Little Georgie.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

When life gives you lemons,...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

To be fair, the 1970 Coq du Rod Laver has a kick on it like a mule.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Someone who presents a bigger target?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

People who are racist for pointing out racism.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That would have been considered hilarious if a Wonketeer had posted it here . . . you have to love the snarky insinuation that "as requested" makes it a virtue. It could be a sublime piece of trolling. In which case, kudos to the author!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The difference is that in Panama, those are actual monkeys.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In fairness, wouldn't being around this guy <strike>drive</strike> require a person to some serious drinking?

FIFY.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or "Deranged".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You'd have to remove it from his head to "delouse" it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A red smear on the pavement? I dunno . . . the last guy who pulled a sidewalk on George didn't fare so well.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The very act of dating this turd is "asking for it."

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