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Better than the VP hitting you in the face with buckshot, I suppose.

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is 48.9 like a buck six eighty?

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Zimmerman just died of caliber envy. Thank you.

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Assuming the art had any value to begin with. But it might make an interesting experiment to try.

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Man, I adore RD's 'fangirl' face...

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His Vienna period was his best. The quality of his work dropped significantly after he moved to Berlin.

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The bar for celebrity has reached rock bottom.

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And the yokels clogging their arteries at Chik Fil A.

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Wait.. Zimmerman's now desecrating a treason flag?

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I was an idiot for buying all those Renoirs. In 6 months only Zimmermans will be worth anything.

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Get one of his telegrams. They're famous!

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Maybe it's just me, but I don't know a single person in need of a legal defense fund.

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And of course John Wayne Gacy and George W Bush, those other two late-blooming Rembrandts.

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What, no conservative friends?

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Yeah Zimmy,, at 155mm, I got your 6.1 inches right here. And that's diameter, not length. Now bend over [and that's how and when he died]. Just from the threat. [Not that I'd allow my treasured noodle to touch him.]. I have standards.

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Back to where you belong. Would that be under a bridge? The other trolls might take exception to him invading their space.

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