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If white people are so superior, why didn't they build their own fucking country, instead of kidnapping Black people to do it?

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That is freaking adorable, and wonderful!

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In Ancient Egypt.

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I..... am saying that there isn't a chance in HELL for this.

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I believe that all white people have White Privilege, but I don't necessarily believe we're all racist.

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I'm interested to hear TigerBeat's angle.

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Housebreaking them to not be racist is the hardest part.

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And they haven't heard the worst of it! There will be new shocking revelations about the insurrection at Donnie's second impeachment trial.

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Is that the one that yells "HULK SMASH" when you punch something?

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and the resignee gets to keep their benefits

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And they can move over one town and get re-hired.

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I guess it's a good thing you can't hear me. Not all of us with the accent thinks the same way.

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"That recording of me using those words is not ME." (It never is.) "I never behave like that except when I'm being recorded." .

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No, it was his evil twin.

The one that grew up in the cellar, reading Klan magazines.

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He has trouble reading for more than 10 minutes. It puts a strain on his lips.

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There ya go.

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