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That's not Dana Carvey?

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My best friend is married, and they have four kids between the ages of seven and four. Between the six of them, on any given day, at least two of them is sick with something.

Until they started staying at home.

Between the adults staying in when they can, and wearing masks when they can't; and the kids not going to school and play-dates, and sneezing and coughing on and touching each other; they have never been healthier.

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Don't forget he's doing lots to help those ratfuckers and history will not treat him well. Especially for his cries for civility but only when *some* people get mouthy. Get bent Roberts.

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That is a bold hair choice.

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Seriously the media owns some of this crap. I hope they're on the list because I am so bored of this crap. I really just want to know what's going on without having to deal with(at best) mediocre white dudes. I mean I can get ALL the mediocre white dudes I want (which is a number approaching zera BTW) just by going outside. Don't really need them on my tv.

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"Wait! What's the bottom line here?"

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I'll bet you it's Sting performing the song at the Secret Policeman's Other Ball, for Amnesty International, acoustic. That performance was just haunting.

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Vote by mail solves a number of problems with one fell swoop.

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Was Joyce run through with a pike?

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Close enough. Check out his Wikipedia page.

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When is someone going to call that fuck an idiot to his face on live TV?

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Build that wall.

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Ironic that he looks like an elder Lesbain...

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Why is he dressed like the Windows 95 screensaver?

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Did not know 'Brick Shithouse' was a fashion thing.

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