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kermit's avatar

I live in Tri-Cities Washington, and we in the house three have been ordering like crazy, and all have arrived in appropriate times.

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kermit's avatar

Blames the movies. There was a time when "pirate" was not considered to be a cute or dashing label.

Embezzlers, pickpockets, burglars, counterfeiters, porch pirates, muggers, are all thieves, but a rich vocabulary allows us to differentiate among them.

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Jackluis Ortiz's avatar

Speaking of Vote Fuckery, What about Kentucky?

https://www.rawstory.com/20...

Mitch! What have you done!!!11!! Almost every case of PROVEN election fraud has been Rethuglican. Did the jigger they vote for Mitch?

Our survey says, "Yes Hell Yes!"

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gammarae's avatar

They are as likely--there was an R in florida encouraging people to register to vote from his brother's place in georgia. So, once again, the fraud they fear is the fraud they thought up to begin with.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Well surely the thing that’s “repugnant“ is having a runoff! Nobody else does that as far as I know. Sam Bee had a thing about how that was invented to help disenfranchise Democrats/black folks.https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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malsperanza's avatar

Or even the not-fraud, totally legit votes of new Georgia residents, both GOP and Dem.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Oh yeah, the lawyer dude from the panhandle. Link for those who missed it.

https://www.wonkette.com/fo...

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mvario's avatar

ES&S voting machines (used in Kentucky) have a history of insecurity

https://twitter.com/jennyco...

https://twitter.com/rzrblad...

https://twitter.com/Grassro...

https://twitter.com/Grassro...

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Is George Terwilliger related to Robert?

https://simpsons.fandom.com...

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Keith Taylor's avatar

I wondered that myself.George probably isn't intelligent and cultured enough, though.Odd how every mad killer and sociopath in fiction is urbane and cultured.Symptom of our hatred of intellectuals and scientific elites?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz.

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Some Kat On The Internet's avatar

Rats would object.

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Some Kat On The Internet's avatar

Fuck those fucking fuckers.

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Some Kat On The Internet's avatar

The Judiciary is a long term investment - some of the Judges are in their 30's - they'll get 50 years out of that. The Supremes are 6 to 3 now - that will take a long time to fix, thanks Itch.

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Britpoptarts's avatar

I know Judge Hall (not personally, but by rep). He's the Chief Judge in this Southern District of GA branch of the USDC. If he's not going to entertain Trumpsuits, there's NO change any lesser judge in this nook of the USDC is gonna do it.

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Britpoptarts's avatar

I hate the orange butt / peach stickers. I bought my own "I VOTED!" enamel pin to use each time I vote.

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