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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

NEEDS MOAR <strike>ASTRO</strike> POWER GLIDE

bobbert's avatar

You know, I'm not gonna follow this up, because I believe in Rule 34.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I guess they should have used Craigslist.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Don't you hate it when you order Explosives for Dummies™ and they send you dummy explosives instead?

chascates's avatar

I fail to notice any mention of our blessed firearms in this article.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

One of the headlines I read in a furrin' language paper this morning, talking about the <i>other</i> Caucasian Georgians, had an article entitled simply: <i>Georgians don't plan anything</i>. Discuss.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Did you say "bad apples"? Shame on you, Lizzie; they are clearly PATRIOTS!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

An exploding pink dildo would be a lot harder to detect than some guy strapped with explosives around his belly. What would you call it? An IED/IUD?

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

All the great guerrilla groups outsourced their IEDs, amIright? Going back to the French resistance and their Molotov-brand cocktails.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Instead of getting pipe bombs from strangers and hoping other groups would follow their lead, real Patriots™ would organize a Continental Congress, then meet openly and pass a resolution -- perhaps beginning with the words "When in the course of human events..." -- and sign it with their real names for all to see. That would take real courage.

Also2Something's avatar

Yo Dok! Is this my 5 minutes of Wonkette fame for posting the link the other day? If so, I am deeply honored.

We have an unlimited supply of derp in GA. This one is more of a Happynicetime with a dash of derp: <a href="http://barrow.patch.com/gro..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://barrow.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/...">http://barrow.patch.com/gro...