Oh, hai there, militia guys, how goes the Second American Revolution these days? Not so great, huh, what with getting arrested just for trying to buy some pipe bombs and thermite grenades? Bummer. These three super-Patriot militia guys from Georgia -- Brian Cannon, Cory Williamson, and the seriously misnamed Terry Eugene Peace -- are just not going to get the chance to water the Tree of Liberty this time, since they got themselves arrested on February 15. Instead, they were charged in federal court last week. The three heroes had been reported to the FBI after participating in online discussions about attacking government targets, and then Mr. Peace asked a "cooperating witness" to sell them explosives. Sadly, this time around, the genius freedom fighters did not have any
One of the headlines I read in a furrin&#039; language paper this morning, talking about the <i>other</i> Caucasian Georgians, had an article entitled simply: <i>Georgians don&#039;t plan anything</i>. Discuss.
Instead of getting pipe bombs from strangers and hoping other groups would follow their lead, real Patriots&trade; would organize a Continental Congress, then meet openly and pass a resolution -- perhaps beginning with the words &quot;When in the course of human events...&quot; -- and sign it with their real names for all to see. That would take real courage.
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You know, I&#039;m not gonna follow this up, because I believe in Rule 34.
I guess they should have used Craigslist.
Don&#039;t you hate it when you order Explosives for Dummies&trade; and they send you dummy explosives instead?
I fail to notice any mention of our blessed firearms in this article.
One of the headlines I read in a furrin&#039; language paper this morning, talking about the <i>other</i> Caucasian Georgians, had an article entitled simply: <i>Georgians don&#039;t plan anything</i>. Discuss.
Did you say &quot;bad apples&quot;? Shame on you, Lizzie; they are clearly PATRIOTS!
An exploding pink dildo would be a lot harder to detect than some guy strapped with explosives around his belly. What would you call it? An IED/IUD?
All the great guerrilla groups outsourced their IEDs, amIright? Going back to the French resistance and their Molotov-brand cocktails.
Instead of getting pipe bombs from strangers and hoping other groups would follow their lead, real Patriots&trade; would organize a Continental Congress, then meet openly and pass a resolution -- perhaps beginning with the words &quot;When in the course of human events...&quot; -- and sign it with their real names for all to see. That would take real courage.
Yo Dok! Is this my 5 minutes of Wonkette fame for posting the link the other day? If so, I am deeply honored.
We have an unlimited supply of derp in GA. This one is more of a Happynicetime with a dash of derp: <a href="http://barrow.patch.com/gro..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://barrow.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/...">http://barrow.patch.com/gro...