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Please use the restroom marked "icky other".

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Good grief, they didn't even finish with "Bad!"

Watta buncha rookies.

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If preachers in the South wanted a congregation, they found Biblical justification for slavery.

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He's never denied it. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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This is why grandkids are awesome.

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"Thousands of Puerto Rico Inmates Vote in Republican Primary"

Qualifications?

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

You said rape twice.

I like rape!https://youtu.be/2_urvjCXg6c

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Second coming?

Did Jesus have COPD like Gabby?

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Can we give them Indiana this time?

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Except he waits until there are a few of the ungood kind of Mexicans in the vicinity so he can do to them literally what he's been doing figuratively since last June. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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That works, too, since my nipples always go where I go.

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Perhaps Corporate board members know that at some point it'll be a Corporate Person with sincerely held religious beliefs going up against a secular Corporate Person in front of the SCOTUS. If they don't fix it now, in realms where they have enough influence it could come back to bite them later.

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And Arizona?

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You have be a certain age to get that one but damn it was right on target...

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“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.”

― Mark Twain,

The Innocents Abroad/Roughing It

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A thousand hundred upfists.

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