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Whew, I thought this was the Cat Shredding Toilet Paper Act of 2015. I would hate to see my cat sent up the river on a Charmin rap.

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Should've just peed right there on the floor, at least on the Republican side of the floor...."Oh, is that your shoe? Sorry......"

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But it's still okay for Larry Craig to take a wide stance in the mens rooms at Hartsfield International?

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"Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made." --Otto von Bismarck

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So Georgia has no age limits on running for the legislature? The joint is packed with four year olds.

Next bill up: Repealing the requirement for cootie shots.

feh

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Well, that was a piss-poor example of democracy at work.

I'll leave quietly.

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Easy peesy pass the sleazy.

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They're getting really good at this whole banana republic thing, aren't they?

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The cat in that GIF is having a hell of a lot more fun than I am. Excuse me while I go shred a toilet paper roll.

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Nancy Pelosi should take note of this...

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While they're at it, d'ya suppoze they could pass a bill preventing religious folk from acting against their Own "sincerely held religious beliefs?" Maybe they could start with the ole' "Do unto others" biznuss?

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There is no low that is too low even for these guys, is there?

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To be fair, when one of my colleagues takes a break from a meeting to pee, that's usually when we give him the assignment no one wants.

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Sure. In fact, I'd like to see a law mandating that anyone who pulls the "sincere religious beliefs" card be immediately subjected to an Inquisition regarding church attendance habits, contributions to charity and use of the Lord's name in vain.

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Vaccinating against cooties is TYRANNY!

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And Dems keep falling for it. If I was the lone voice in the wilderness I would carry an empty RC (because, Georgia) bottle with me at all times.

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