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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, she's not a girl who misses much, and yet Mother Superior jumped the gun...

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I used to love playing that song on my guitar because of all of the intricate chord and time signature changes, and because it isn't all that long.

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Snippet for the Wonkette NewsCrawl:

.............GA Gov. Deal signs "Bungalow Bill"............

(what did you kill....)

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Jerb creators!!

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Should make it a whole lot easier to get a second amendment resolution through at the state house see quicker service to the citizens woo whoo

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bobbert's avatar

One of my kids was in Little League for one season. The "one-season" thing was mostly due to internal family issues, but if I had thought those other crazy parents were packing, it wouldn't have even been a whole season.

We did soccer, we did basketball, we did a little bit of murkin football. Never did I see as much enthusiasm (read "insanity") among the parents as in Little League. By an order of magnitude.

Anybody know why that is?

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bobbert's avatar

When "Georgia Man" is trending on Twatter, you can say this.

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bobbert's avatar

One bourbon, one .357 round, and one beer.

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bobbert's avatar

Want to shake your tree.

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If we actually survive to worry about it, the couple hundred million small arms (and supporting ammo), currently distributed around the US, are going to be a major health hazard for decades to come.

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Also2Something's avatar

Billy Bob: Hey watchall doin?

Billy Joe: Nuthin much. Just soakin sum tennis balls in kerosene.

Billy Bob: Whatchall doin that fer?

Billy Joe: Earl got himself a flamethrower that he picked up at the flea market last week so we fixin to try er out.

Billy Bob: Can I come?

Billy Joe: I rekkon that'd be alright but you gotta stop by the bait shop and bring us some more Milwaukee's Best cause we just finished our last case.

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Also2Something's avatar

Sad but true... I was invited last Monday but my offspring was playing his last JV lax game.

I wonder what would happen if we showed up with Gadsden flags but sent the same liberal protest messages. Would the flag have a Pavlovian effect so we have better access to bombard them with Freudian messaging tactics?

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Also2Something's avatar

We do now... duh.

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Oh yeah... Deal has a bit of a food stamp fuck up going on also too.

<a href="http://www.13wmaz.com/story..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.13wmaz.com/story/news/local/macon/2014...">http://www.13wmaz.com/story...

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Your move, Florida.

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The Quirk's avatar

Better buy bulletproof monitors, too.

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