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John Lewis libel!!11!

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Way to Beryllium Astatine Thorium Einsteinium Oxygen Boron Sulfur, Lanthanum Dysprosium.

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What element? Or do you periodically rotate?

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You just jelly.

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As a sort of engineer, so do j.

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It's not like the periodic table is a secret.

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It's possible that I may have used "Bibo ergo sum" a couple of times.

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I'm thinking there might have been some internal confusion between Phosphorus and Prospero, but Utranium is pretty bad.

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Or quantum dynamics -- how can you be two places at once?

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Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Helium...... Oh, Shinoleum Iodine Tellurium! This is harder than it looks.

Kudos.

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"Back dat ass up" competitions were the best . . .

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It not like she wrote

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine

Which is what I would have done.

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I wonder how much of her speech will be about challenging authority and not letting stupid people get you down?

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Weird! So do i !

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ISWYDT

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Could also be the yearbook staff messed up.

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