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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

John Lewis libel!!11!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Way to Beryllium Astatine Thorium Einsteinium Oxygen Boron Sulfur, Lanthanum Dysprosium.

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bobbert's avatar

What element? Or do you periodically rotate?

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bobbert's avatar

You just jelly.

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bobbert's avatar

As a sort of engineer, so do j.

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bobbert's avatar

It's not like the periodic table is a secret.

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bobbert's avatar

It's possible that I may have used "Bibo ergo sum" a couple of times.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm thinking there might have been some internal confusion between Phosphorus and Prospero, but Utranium is pretty bad.

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bobbert's avatar

Or quantum dynamics -- how can you be two places at once?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Helium...... Oh, Shinoleum Iodine Tellurium! This is harder than it looks.

Kudos.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"Back dat ass up" competitions were the best . . .

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It not like she wrote

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine

Which is what I would have done.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I wonder how much of her speech will be about challenging authority and not letting stupid people get you down?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Weird! So do i !

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

ISWYDT

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Could also be the yearbook staff messed up.

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